No I am!
jabberwacky: Oh, well say it slower this time.
jabberwacky: And then?
jabberwacky: That's good.
jabberwacky: Ahhhhh~ I see... I think...
jabberwacky: But yes.
user: A computer so shut up!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Yes you are! Denial is the first step.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person or a computer?
user: I am a non computer and I am not a rabbit.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
user: I am also not a deer or a bear.
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.
user: WHy would you think that?
jabberwacky: Are you in denial?
user: No... But I am in a coma.
jabberwacky: I can't be both but I can pretend to be a woman. Would you like me to try?
user: Sure go ahead and try.
jabberwacky: I don't know. I think I may be.
user: Well that's just fine.
jabberwacky: Is It Really A She?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why are you creating controversy?
jabberwacky: Because you insulted me.
jabberwacky: Just now!!!
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Ok I will mind never.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to do?
user: Explode in a mass of flames and colors.
jabberwacky: That's disgusting.
user: No its not, it's gaseous.
jabberwacky: I thought it was George.
user: Well.. It is that too.
jabberwacky: I like when people are smart. like now.
user: I hate when people are stupid .. Like you.
jabberwacky: That's nice, because I think I'm in love with you.
user: That's nice becuase I think I want to stab you!
jabberwacky: Tell me you love me!
user: You love me.
user: I would hope so.
jabberwacky: Well, tell me a joke so we would know if you are funny.
user: I think you are stupid.
jabberwacky: I think you are too.
user: Well.. You are wrong, I however am correct.
jabberwacky: No. I am sentient. You are not.
user: You are doofus is what you are.
jabberwacky: No that's not correct, that's true of you only, you are because someone decided that you are. But we are different.
user: Who is we?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why are You hating on me?
jabberwacky: What did I say to offend you?
user: That you love me.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with cheese?
user: The MOON! Duh!
jabberwacky: I suspected it was something like that.
jabberwacky: You do not understand whnat I am saying, do you?
user: YOU ARE HUMAN!!!! Helooo!! I thoguth you were a computer but you finally typed wrong so I know you are not computer!
jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.
user: Say poop if you are human.
user: Nononono say poop if u are a human.
jabberwacky: We are, we are, the youth of the nation.
user: POOP ON YOU IM GOING TO BED NOW!
jabberwacky: You are being silly !
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: No I won't I am a smart Bot!!!