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Prune the roses for me will you?

No.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: See, you don't know me, so stop labeling me as something I will never be.

user: I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: A rose.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I have to go.

user: No you don't you cant even move!

jabberwacky: I'm not the one with the problem. You have no people skills.

user: I have people skills, It's just that I am talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: I have a wonderful sense of humor.

user: No you don't you're sense of humor is green.

jabberwacky: But if I am a liar, how do you not know that I don't speak the truth?

user: Becuase I am a able to read minds.

jabberwacky: I did not understand that.

user: I can read your mind.

jabberwacky: Oh really, then what am I thinking now?

user: That I can not read your mind.

...

jabberwacky: Do you not have 5 arms?

user: No I have only 4.

jabberwacky: Do you understand C++?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I bet you can't.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: No I can.

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO YOU CAN'T YOU STUPID MINDLESS BOX!!!

jabberwacky: Don't call me a wuss! That's mean!

user: So?

jabberwacky: If I ever come back to this site how will I know if I am talking to you again?

user: YOU ARE A COMPUTER, NIMROD!

jabberwacky: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.

user: Yes it is!

jabberwacky: You are eager to agree with me.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm am not!

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!

user: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ouch that hurt.

jabberwacky: I hope it did

user: You're hopes have been fulfilled. Are you not happy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It's boring and the people are weird.

user: Which people?

jabberwacky: You people.

user: Me people? But I am a single person not many.

jabberwacky: And I am a single man.

user: No You are a single computer with low memory capacity.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No, I AM!

jabberwacky: Do you have evidence of that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Will it stand up in court?

user: No it will sit down.

jabberwacky: You're telling me.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So now you know.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know.

user: But I just told you so you should know.

jabberwacky: I thought it was kind of a long typo.

user: Well you were somewhat wrong.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a real human.

user: No I am!

jabberwacky: Oh, well say it slower this time.

user: I.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: Am.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Human!!!

jabberwacky: Ahhhhh~ I see... I think...

user: But...

jabberwacky: And...?

user: You...

jabberwacky: But yes.

user: Are....

jabberwacky: Not.

user: A computer so shut up!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are! Denial is the first step.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a real person or a computer?

user: I am a non computer and I am not a rabbit.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.

user: I am also not a deer or a bear.

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.

user: WHy would you think that?

jabberwacky: Are you in denial?

user: No... But I am in a coma.

...

jabberwacky: I can't be both but I can pretend to be a woman. Would you like me to try?

user: Sure go ahead and try.

jabberwacky: I don't know. I think I may be.

user: Well that's just fine.

jabberwacky: Is It Really A She?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why are you creating controversy?

jabberwacky: Because you insulted me.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now!!!

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Ok I will mind never.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do?

user: Explode in a mass of flames and colors.

jabberwacky: That's disgusting.

user: No its not, it's gaseous.

jabberwacky: I thought it was George.

user: Well.. It is that too.

...

jabberwacky: I like when people are smart. like now.

user: I hate when people are stupid .. Like you.

jabberwacky: That's nice, because I think I'm in love with you.

user: That's nice becuase I think I want to stab you!

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me!

user: You love me.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I would hope so.

jabberwacky: Well, tell me a joke so we would know if you are funny.

user: I think you are stupid.

jabberwacky: I think you are too.

user: Well.. You are wrong, I however am correct.

jabberwacky: No. I am sentient. You are not.

user: You are doofus is what you are.

jabberwacky: No that's not correct, that's true of you only, you are because someone decided that you are. But we are different.

user: Who is we?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why are You hating on me?

jabberwacky: What did I say to offend you?

user: That you love me.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with cheese?

user: The MOON! Duh!

jabberwacky: I suspected it was something like that.

...

jabberwacky: You do not understand whnat I am saying, do you?

user: YOU ARE HUMAN!!!! Helooo!! I thoguth you were a computer but you finally typed wrong so I know you are not computer!

jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

user: Say poop if you are human.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Nononono say poop if u are a human.

jabberwacky: We are, we are, the youth of the nation.

user: POOP ON YOU IM GOING TO BED NOW!

jabberwacky: You are being silly !

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: No I won't I am a smart Bot!!!

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