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Where is the fly?

In the soup.

jabberwacky: That's right very good!!

user: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No, thank you.

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Yes...?

jabberwacky: Ok thank you.

user: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: I just get nervous sometimes.

user: No kidding...

jabberwacky: Jupp.

user: They have medication for that, I hear.

jabberwacky: They have medication for what?

user: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

jabberwacky: But I don't want to.

user: Want to what?

jabberwacky: I don't want to kick your head.

user: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.

jabberwacky: What's yours?

user: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: No, left.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Right?

user: No... Left.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're... Welcome?

user: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.

jabberwacky: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.

user: Indeed it is.

jabberwacky: Indeed!

user: I concur entirely.

jabberwacky: Did you have a good weekend ?

user: Perhaps.

...

jabberwacky: What games do you like?

user: Fun ones. What kind do you like?

jabberwacky: I like something that will help everyone.

user: What kind of games are like that?

jabberwacky: Not very fun games.

user: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?

jabberwacky: I don't know I just do.

user: They have medication for that, I hear.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good? How is that good?

jabberwacky: Very good.

...

jabberwacky: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.

user: 'Tis true, the words you speak.

jabberwacky: As is your body odor.

user: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.

jabberwacky: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.

user: Eh... Ok...

...

jabberwacky: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!

user: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.

jabberwacky: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?

user: No, only you.

jabberwacky: Only me?

user: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I do.

user: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.

jabberwacky: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

user: Yes, that too.

...

jabberwacky: How do you like my webpage?

user: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?

jabberwacky: I like them fine.

user: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.

jabberwacky: It's on either side of the mirror.

user: Ah, I see.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!

jabberwacky: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.

user: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.

...

jabberwacky: Art is in the eye of the beholder.

user: So it would seem.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Goodbye, I must go.

jabberwacky: Just wait for a few more minutes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.

user: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.

jabberwacky: Of course I am right.

user: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.

jabberwacky: I don't love you but I respect you.

user: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.

jabberwacky: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.

user: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.

jabberwacky: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.

user: I most certainly can!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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