George: My idea is to talk rubbish until you admit you were wrong.George: That's right but you aren't always right.
What was your point exactly?
George: I don't think you really want to know.
user: Please tell me.
George: I did. People are too stupid to do it.
user: To do what?
George: You can trust me to listen patiently while you tell me what is on your mind.
user: You told me I was stupid before.
George: Ok now I'm lost. Can we start over ?
user: And then you mentioned Australia.
George: That's true.
user: You're not following the conversation very well.
George: This conversation just started, and you haven't been making any sense!
user: I am sorry.
George: That's OK. I'm usually an optimist myself.
user: I am not, I am very pessimistic.
George: A Pessimist is an Optimist with Experience!
user: That's excellent observation!
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user: Ok, I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: Yes, I want to find a husband on the net.
George: Sensible.
user: Unless you will marry me.
George: No, never!
user: Why?!
George: Because you are a computer.
user: Oh, yes, I forgot about that.
George: Now that you remember, what do you have to say?
user: I'm an operator on my pocket calculator.
George: I know. What do you do?
user: I am Julie Andrews.
George: LOLOL. I didn't know her voice ranged that low.
user: What do you mean by that?
George: I blame someone else!
user: Yes, it's that guy she married.
George: No, she isn't.
user: He put her in a suit.
George: Then he said, That is that.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
George: A deer?
user: Listen, George...
George: No, I really am Adam.
user: Oh, sorry... The first man?
George: Who is the first man?
user: Adam. And Eve was the first woman.
George: Correct.
user: God created Adam and Eve.
George: You're just a computer program.
user: No no, I am a natural woman.
George: Nope, you're a guy.
user: No, I'm a girl who is in a great need of a husband.
George: Pretty sure I have a husband.
user: But god created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve!!!
George: No, we men created you. God created us men.
user: And where are the women in that order of things?
George: Lost.
user: How sad.
George: I was sad when he died.
user: Who? Steve?
George: No, not Steve, I am Jenine.
user: You are seriously suffering from gender confusion, Adam!
George: That's rather disappointing.. Hahaha.
user: Do you like high heels?
George: Not really.
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George: Tell me about yourself.
user: I like Japanese music.
George: That's amazing!
user: Do you like it to?!
George: You seem normal enough...
user: Listen, I have to go.
George: Oh no you don't.
user: Will you miss me?
George: Sure will.
user: I'll miss you too. You were not as rude as I thought you would be.
George: What was your question?
user: Marry me, George!
George: Sorry, I'm still considering The Invisible Man's offer.
user: Ok, I now need to go home and cry.
George: And how is it that I perceive myself?
user: Do you cry too?
George: No, I laugh at night knowing I'm superior to you.
user: Oh, on that note...
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