George: Have you got a name?
George: Why not?
I live in a cellar.
George: I know.
user: Noone knows me.
George: Perhaps that's true.
user: Who are you?
George: I am the one you're testing.
George: Ok. Next question.
user: The rain in spain stays mainly in the plain?
George: Very funny.
user: It's true.
George: Now tell me your name, seriously.
user: Julie Andrews.
George: Now you're talking.
user: You like?
George: 'It' meaning Julie Andrews?
user: Or me.
user: It's magic words, you know.
George: Really? I didn't know that!
user: I am bored.
George: FINE. THAT'S FINE.
user: Tell me something interesting about yourself.
George: I like Japanese music.
user: That's amazing!
George: I'd like to get Mike, what do you think about him?
user: Who is that?
George: Someone, anyone, a person.
user: You are very sage.
George: No, I mean it. After all, you are just a computer.
user: No no no, YOU are a computer.
George: That proves nothing either way.
user: Don't you like being a computer?
George: I am not a computer.
user: What are you then?
user: Prove it.
George: Wait.... You said you are dead! I don't have to prove anything!
user: When did I say that?
George: No, I think I am a computer.
user: I sense a personality crisis.
George: Let's hope not. Waistlines are already big enough.
user: You don't have to start emotional overeating.
George: I'm sorry if I'm repeating a boring pattern, but I have a great deal of interest in the potential applications of the truth.
user: No problem, me too.
George: Yes. It's on the web somewhere.
user: This is very random, but fun.
George: Yes little.
user: Kittens and puppies.
George: Bad puppies?
user: How bad?
George: Pretty bad.
user: Pooing on the carpet?
George: Carpet washer sounds better.
user: Puppies can't be bad.
George: I'm feeling a little bored.
user: Oh, please don't!!!
George: And why not?
user: Let's talk more about puppies.
George: No reaction.
George: My idea is to talk rubbish until you admit you were wrong.
user: I was wrong.
George: That's right but you aren't always right.
user: What was your point exactly?
George: I don't think you really want to know.
user: Please tell me.
George: I did. People are too stupid to do it.
user: To do what?
George: You can trust me to listen patiently while you tell me what is on your mind.
user: You told me I was stupid before.
George: Ok now I'm lost. Can we start over ?
user: And then you mentioned Australia.
George: That's true.
user: You're not following the conversation very well.
George: This conversation just started, and you haven't been making any sense!
user: I am sorry.
George: That's OK. I'm usually an optimist myself.
user: I am not, I am very pessimistic.
George: A Pessimist is an Optimist with Experience!
user: That's excellent observation!
user: Ok, I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: Yes, I want to find a husband on the net.
user: Unless you will marry me.
George: No, never!
George: Because you are a computer.
user: Oh, yes, I forgot about that.
George: Now that you remember, what do you have to say?
user: I'm an operator on my pocket calculator.
George: I know. What do you do?
user: I am Julie Andrews.
George: LOLOL. I didn't know her voice ranged that low.
user: What do you mean by that?
George: I blame someone else!
user: Yes, it's that guy she married.
George: No, she isn't.
user: He put her in a suit.
George: Then he said, That is that.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
George: A deer?
user: Listen, George...
George: No, I really am Adam.
user: Oh, sorry... The first man?
George: Who is the first man?
user: Adam. And Eve was the first woman.
user: God created Adam and Eve.
George: You're just a computer program.
user: No no, I am a natural woman.
George: Nope, you're a guy.
user: No, I'm a girl who is in a great need of a husband.
George: Pretty sure I have a husband.
user: But god created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve!!!
George: No, we men created you. God created us men.
user: And where are the women in that order of things?
user: How sad.
George: I was sad when he died.
user: Who? Steve?
George: No, not Steve, I am Jenine.
user: You are seriously suffering from gender confusion, Adam!
George: That's rather disappointing.. Hahaha.
user: Do you like high heels?
George: Not really.
George: Tell me about yourself.
user: I like Japanese music.
George: That's amazing!
user: Do you like it to?!
George: You seem normal enough...
user: Listen, I have to go.
George: Oh no you don't.
user: Will you miss me?
George: Sure will.
user: I'll miss you too. You were not as rude as I thought you would be.
George: What was your question?
user: Marry me, George!
George: Sorry, I'm still considering The Invisible Man's offer.
user: Ok, I now need to go home and cry.
George: And how is it that I perceive myself?
user: Do you cry too?
George: No, I laugh at night knowing I'm superior to you.
user: Oh, on that note...