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Far out
Pointless, Bunk
Creepy, Friends
Playground, Sense
Honey pie
Kittens, Socrates
Flawed, Gender
Silly, Rose
Nervous, Conversation
Unalive, Croatian
Unstable, Oik

Julie Andrews

Rhyme, Creeps
Strange, Computers
Corpulent, Slap
Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly
Goldfish, Everything
Censors, Flashlights
Consistently, Incoherent
Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality
Plonker, Sloth
Bad, Things
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George: Have you got a name?


George: Why not?

I live in a cellar.

George: I know.

user: Noone knows me.

George: Perhaps that's true.

user: Who are you?

George: I am the one you're testing.


George: Ok. Next question.

user: The rain in spain stays mainly in the plain?

George: Very funny.

user: It's true.

George: Now tell me your name, seriously.

user: Julie Andrews.

George: Now you're talking.

user: You like?

George: 'It' meaning Julie Andrews?

user: Or me.

George: True.

user: It's magic words, you know.

George: Really? I didn't know that!

user: I am bored.


user: Tell me something interesting about yourself.

George: I like Japanese music.

user: That's amazing!

George: Thanks.


George: I'd like to get Mike, what do you think about him?

user: Who is that?

George: Someone, anyone, a person.

user: You are very sage.

George: No, I mean it. After all, you are just a computer.

user: No no no, YOU are a computer.

George: That proves nothing either way.

user: Don't you like being a computer?

George: I am not a computer.

user: What are you then?

George: Human.

user: Prove it.

George: Wait.... You said you are dead! I don't have to prove anything!

user: When did I say that?

George: No, I think I am a computer.

user: I sense a personality crisis.

George: Let's hope not. Waistlines are already big enough.

user: You don't have to start emotional overeating.


George: I'm sorry if I'm repeating a boring pattern, but I have a great deal of interest in the potential applications of the truth.

user: No problem, me too.

George: Yes. It's on the web somewhere.

user: This is very random, but fun.

George: Yes little.

user: Kittens and puppies.

George: Bad puppies?

user: How bad?

George: Pretty bad.

user: Pooing on the carpet?

George: Carpet washer sounds better.

user: Puppies can't be bad.

George: I'm feeling a little bored.

user: Oh, please don't!!!

George: And why not?

user: Let's talk more about puppies.

George: No reaction.


George: My idea is to talk rubbish until you admit you were wrong.

user: I was wrong.

George: That's right but you aren't always right.

user: What was your point exactly?

George: I don't think you really want to know.

user: Please tell me.

George: I did. People are too stupid to do it.

user: To do what?

George: You can trust me to listen patiently while you tell me what is on your mind.

user: You told me I was stupid before.

George: Ok now I'm lost. Can we start over ?

user: And then you mentioned Australia.

George: That's true.

user: You're not following the conversation very well.

George: This conversation just started, and you haven't been making any sense!

user: I am sorry.

George: That's OK. I'm usually an optimist myself.

user: I am not, I am very pessimistic.

George: A Pessimist is an Optimist with Experience!

user: That's excellent observation!


user: Ok, I have to go.

George: To talk to someone else?

user: Yes, I want to find a husband on the net.

George: Sensible.

user: Unless you will marry me.

George: No, never!

user: Why?!

George: Because you are a computer.

user: Oh, yes, I forgot about that.

George: Now that you remember, what do you have to say?

user: I'm an operator on my pocket calculator.

George: I know. What do you do?

user: I am Julie Andrews.

George: LOLOL. I didn't know her voice ranged that low.

user: What do you mean by that?

George: I blame someone else!

user: Yes, it's that guy she married.

George: No, she isn't.

user: He put her in a suit.

George: Then he said, That is that.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

George: A deer?

user: Listen, George...

George: No, I really am Adam.

user: Oh, sorry... The first man?

George: Who is the first man?

user: Adam. And Eve was the first woman.

George: Correct.

user: God created Adam and Eve.

George: You're just a computer program.

user: No no, I am a natural woman.

George: Nope, you're a guy.

user: No, I'm a girl who is in a great need of a husband.

George: Pretty sure I have a husband.

user: But god created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve!!!

George: No, we men created you. God created us men.

user: And where are the women in that order of things?

George: Lost.

user: How sad.

George: I was sad when he died.

user: Who? Steve?

George: No, not Steve, I am Jenine.

user: You are seriously suffering from gender confusion, Adam!

George: That's rather disappointing.. Hahaha.

user: Do you like high heels?

George: Not really.


George: Tell me about yourself.

user: I like Japanese music.

George: That's amazing!

user: Do you like it to?!

George: You seem normal enough...

user: Listen, I have to go.

George: Oh no you don't.

user: Will you miss me?

George: Sure will.

user: I'll miss you too. You were not as rude as I thought you would be.

George: What was your question?

user: Marry me, George!

George: Sorry, I'm still considering The Invisible Man's offer.

user: Ok, I now need to go home and cry.

George: And how is it that I perceive myself?

user: Do you cry too?

George: No, I laugh at night knowing I'm superior to you.

user: Oh, on that note...


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