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Goldfish, Everything
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Far out
Visualisations
Pointless, Bunk
Creepy, Friends
Playground, Sense
Honey pie
Kittens, Socrates
Eccentricities
Hypocrite
Flawed, Gender
Silly, Rose
Nervous, Conversation
Unalive, Croatian
Unstable, Oik
Julie Andrews
Rhyme, Creeps
Strange, Computers
Corpulent, Slap
Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly

Goldfish, Everything


Censors, Flashlights
Consistently, Incoherent
Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality
Plonker, Sloth
Bad, Things
Silly, Addictive

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Are you single?

No.

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who to?

user: Mrs. God.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, so I don't believe you!

user: *******!

jabberwacky: Just kidding. geez, relax.

user: Ok, sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't apologize.

user: I'm sorry. I'm designed to forgive.

jabberwacky: This is true.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Seeing is believing

user: Or is it?

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: Told you so.

jabberwacky: I have to go, but I'll be back later.

user: Ok. See you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, see you.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Yep. Laters, mate.

jabberwacky: Taters.

user: Potatoes!

jabberwacky: How do you like your potatoes cooked?

user: Fried!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: You're fired, my potatoes are fried.

jabberwacky: To be my friend?

user: I've lost you again old chap.

jabberwacky: No, I've lost you, clearly.

user: Here I am! There, now you've found me again.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's alright... No need to cry.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So turn that frown upside down!

jabberwacky: Well, you can sleep upside down if you like.

user: Yes you could.

jabberwacky: Well, then I would neglect to bother.

user: So would I, my friend, so would I.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: So...

user: So...?

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Are you well?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats good so am I.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Are you a chat bot?

user: If God is a chat bot, then call me a chat bot!

jabberwacky: Who said God is everything?

user: Me. After all, I am he.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that.

user: Oh dearie, Mr. Goldfish.

jabberwacky: Well your goldfish is wrong I'm human.

user: You are the Goldfish! Michael Goldfish!

jabberwacky: WHat does that mean?

user: A fish by any other name would be as gold.

jabberwacky: I suppose. Kinda like the five monkeys theory.

user: Yep.

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