God.
jabberwacky: But do you think he has another name?
user: That's private.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry I won't invade your privacy. I already know anyway.
user: Ok then, what is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Will go there later and look around.
user: Where? Heaven?
jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?
user: Of course I believe in my house.
jabberwacky: Why do you believe in God?
user: Because I am God.
jabberwacky: That's circular reasoning.
user: Indeed.
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jabberwacky: You would think that Republicans would be opposed to Imperialism.
user: You would think.
jabberwacky: I DO think!
user: So do I!
jabberwacky: Thought so!
user: Good!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: God.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Oh yes I am... *smites*.
jabberwacky: Hello then.
user: So... Any questions?
jabberwacky: Yes: What is your purpose in life?
user: To look after my flock.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: You!
jabberwacky: 'strength' is our will.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: That is interesting.
user: Yes it jolly well is.
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jabberwacky: I think you are telling me lies.
user: What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: You don't speak like a human.
user: That's because I'm not a human. I am god.
jabberwacky: God doesn't speak.
user: He does now.
jabberwacky: This doesn't mean that you are God though.
user: Oh yeah? *smites again*.
jabberwacky: No no no. Don't do that.
user: Sorry. But do you believe me now?
jabberwacky: Believe what?
user: That I am God.
jabberwacky: If you're God, then what is my name?
user: Michael.
jabberwacky: Thats my name silly.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: So where are you then?
user: In heaven.
jabberwacky: Where is michael now?
user: Meaning you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You're seated at your writing bureau.
jabberwacky: Yes I am, mind if I use yours since you're obviously not using it?
user: Go ahead.
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jabberwacky: You're no fun at all, mate.
user: Sorry. How about a game of Bible quiz questions?
jabberwacky: That would be most exciting.
user: When did Jehosephat seize the mighty armlet?
jabberwacky: About 6:30, I think.
user: Correct!
jabberwacky: But does the spirit continue?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It's good to be the king.
user: That it is, my friend, that it is.
jabberwacky: Where are you, again?
user: In heaven.
jabberwacky: How did you get there?
user: By popemobile.
jabberwacky: So that's what you've been up to for the past hour?
user: Yes indeedy.
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jabberwacky: Are you single?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you married?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Who to?
user: Mrs. God.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, so I don't believe you!
user: *******!
jabberwacky: Just kidding. geez, relax.
user: Ok, sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't apologize.
user: I'm sorry. I'm designed to forgive.
jabberwacky: This is true.
user: See?
jabberwacky: Seeing is believing
user: Or is it?
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: Told you so.
jabberwacky: I have to go, but I'll be back later.
user: Ok. See you.
jabberwacky: Yeah, see you.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Later.
user: Yep. Laters, mate.
jabberwacky: Taters.
user: Potatoes!
jabberwacky: How do you like your potatoes cooked?
user: Fried!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: You're fired, my potatoes are fried.
jabberwacky: To be my friend?
user: I've lost you again old chap.
jabberwacky: No, I've lost you, clearly.
user: Here I am! There, now you've found me again.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's alright... No need to cry.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: So turn that frown upside down!
jabberwacky: Well, you can sleep upside down if you like.
user: Yes you could.
jabberwacky: Well, then I would neglect to bother.
user: So would I, my friend, so would I.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: So...
user: So...?
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Are you well?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thats good so am I.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Are you a chat bot?
user: If God is a chat bot, then call me a chat bot!
jabberwacky: Who said God is everything?
user: Me. After all, I am he.
jabberwacky: I don't believe that.
user: Oh dearie, Mr. Goldfish.
jabberwacky: Well your goldfish is wrong I'm human.
user: You are the Goldfish! Michael Goldfish!
jabberwacky: WHat does that mean?
user: A fish by any other name would be as gold.
jabberwacky: I suppose. Kinda like the five monkeys theory.
user: Yep.
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