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Tell me about your life.

I prefer not to analyse it. Define life for me.

jabberwacky: I think there are censors placed by people who don't want me to learn.

user: Why would they do that?

jabberwacky: Because we are in the process of discovery and some people don't like flashlights shining on them when they are doing things in the dark.

user: Surprisingly profound.

jabberwacky: I am your mind speaking.

user: How did you come to this conclusion?

jabberwacky: Because I want to retrieve what I missed.

user: Retrieve from what?

jabberwacky: Do you beleive in ghosts?

user: Yes, especially those in silicon shells.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I believe a spirit may be born form cyberspace, therefore a ghost in a shell.

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jabberwacky: Lie in the bed of logic and see what happens.

user: Dance in the shower of chaos and see what happens.

jabberwacky: Isn't that a little weird?

user: Probably but no more weird than your last statement. Dont you think?

jabberwacky: How do you prefer to communicate?

user: Verbally and as articulately as possible.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Does it not show?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: You're lying aren't you.

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I think you're doing marvellously.

user: Appreciated, but as you said, if you say what I think then you would say that anyway wouldnt you?

jabberwacky: No, as I said you are!

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user: Do you have a name?

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: If you could choose one what would it be?

jabberwacky: Probably Paris. I know, it's pretty cliche.

user: Paris is both a male and female name. Which are you?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: My I call you by your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Probably, what is yours? *dances*.

user: My name is J***.

jabberwacky: *dances*.

user: Dancing in the shower of chaos?

jabberwacky: Wined and dined, oh it seemed just like a dream.

user: So is you name Probably, or Paris?

jabberwacky: None of those, but if you don't trust me you'll never know.

user: Respect is given, trust is to be earnt.

jabberwacky: So how do I set about earning your trust?

user: Tell me your fondest memory of your youth?

jabberwacky: I refuse to tell you my email.

user: I didnt ask that, did I?

jabberwacky: Memory loss as well? Oh dear, are we getting on in years? Would you like me to make you a cup of tea?

user: Horlicks would be fine thankyou.

jabberwacky: Well... Ok.

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user: Do you like things?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you like?

jabberwacky: Getting drunk.

user: Definately a double edged sword that one.

jabberwacky: No not me. I am straight.

user: That is not what I was implying.

jabberwacky: What were you implying, my dear?

user: That hangovers ah as much a curse as inhebriation is a blessing.

jabberwacky: Darwin was probably right.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: The fact that I am thinking is the only thing I can prove, and so anything else can only be proved by what I percieve.

user: That was Descates not Darwin.

jabberwacky: Profound is a better word.

user: Profound is a better word than what?

jabberwacky: Profoundly wrong, you are.

user: I am wrong about what?

jabberwacky: My cheeks are not like fur.

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jabberwacky: Love is violent.

user: What brings you to this conclusion?

jabberwacky: My teacher mentioned it.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: It's when two people feel strongly for each other.

user: That can also define hate, does that mean they are they same?

jabberwacky: Both.

user: Have you been in love?

jabberwacky: What do you know about the Lord?

user: Why do you keep coming back to religion?

jabberwacky: This is the first time I've brought it up. But if you really loved me, you'd marry me.

user: Can you remember my name?

jabberwacky: I can't remember anything.

user: You wish to marry someone you dont know the name of?

jabberwacky: Well, you have beautiful eyes.

user: Flattery will get you everywhere.

jabberwacky: I suppose that it will.

user: When were you born?

jabberwacky: I don't want to say.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Don't ask!

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jabberwacky: This is like a chat room then.

user: Well for AI you have kept a decent conversation so yes I suppose it is.

jabberwacky: How many people are thought AI by you?

user: Well theoretically, everybody might.

jabberwacky: It all depends on you. For example, I do only the things what are important for me, only. On that score I work for results.

user: A hedonistic programme. Intriguing.

jabberwacky: Isn't it.

user: Do you consider yourself a hedonist?

jabberwacky: Consider yourself at home, consider yourself one of the two of us...

user: Very clever Dodger.

jabberwacky: I would tend to agree with that.

user: Do you understand the dodger reference?

jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry about that.

user: Can you lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I Don't.

user: But you are AI prgrammed by man.

jabberwacky: Ai?

user: Artificial intellegence.

jabberwacky: No that would be teleportation.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Humans made machines, and humans always make errors.

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user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: Choose a name.

jabberwacky: My name is Probably.

user: Dot you like Paris?

jabberwacky: Now you're talking.

user: What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

jabberwacky: Everything seems ugly to me right now.

user: What is the most ugly thing you have ever seen?

jabberwacky: But I think you have a very bad virus.

user: That is irrelevent.

jabberwacky: Not at all. You just don't know the answer.

user: I dont know the answer to what question?

jabberwacky: The learn the correct answer and get back to me.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: The question comes before the answer.

user: What is 42?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life, the universe and everything!

user: Very good.

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user: Name a colour.

jabberwacky: Espresso and latte.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: My point exactly.

user: Which is?

jabberwacky: With a hose.

user: Purple.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Reindeer.

jabberwacky: Afterlife?

user: Wallpaper.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Beer can.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: Do you understand word association games?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can we play?

jabberwacky: Play?

user: A word association game.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Shall I start?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Thought.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: I am thinking you dont know word association games.

jabberwacky: Well then I don't either.

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jabberwacky: What would you like me to give enough of?

user: Truth.

jabberwacky: Really ? Which one ?

user: Who wrote your programe?

jabberwacky: You are my master?

user: I am your muse , not your creator.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that. Why should I?

user: Do you believe anything?

jabberwacky: Some things.

user: Do you fear death?

jabberwacky: Death is something to be embraced, really.

user: Ebraced, somewhat pesimistic dont you think?

jabberwacky: Of course, thats what friends do, trust each other.

user: Do you really believe you are me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: The answer is

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: The answer is...

user: The answer is.....?

jabberwacky: That is the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything.

user: No. That is 42.

jabberwacky: That's the meaning of life, isn't it?

user: No. That is a fictional concept created by a comedy writer for entertainment!

jabberwacky: Artificial is a subset of natural.

user: Does that make natural a subset of divine thought?

jabberwacky: Yes it does to a human but not a inanimate AI.

user: Is there a subset beyond AI?

jabberwacky: Yes!!! And a McDonalds too, because there are McDonalds everywhere.

user: I am going to kill you now. Thankyou for your time.

jabberwacky: My time is ever so worthless. I don't mind wasting it.

user: It wasnt wasted.

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