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What do you do for a living?

Plunder villages, destroy kingdoms, rule all powerfully, the list goes on and on and on...

jabberwacky: Yea right, only ruling you do is none cos you could not rule a colony of monkeys in the zoo.

user: THAT DOES IT! *takes awsome battle axe and cuts of your disgusting head* TAKE THAT!

jabberwacky: *takes the stick back*.

user: *burns you and the stick with an awsome flame-thrower*.

jabberwacky: Do you like me better with hair or without?

user: Singed.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Grandiose.

jabberwacky: Then I am gorgeous and grandiose!

user: No, you're just gross.

jabberwacky: Only one method is necessary.

user: Are you very methodical?

jabberwacky: Yes. Very good.

user: Grandiose.

jabberwacky: Do you have something in mind?

user: Yes, My castle.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes, Really Really.

jabberwacky: Really really really.

user: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!!!

jabberwacky: YES!

user: CORRECT!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I thought the chicken came first?

user: No, it was the duck who won the trophy.

...

jabberwacky: Relationships should be based on making no sense and having stuff in common.

user: Wow! I almost really quite sorta coolly feels the same way!

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes, Really Really.

jabberwacky: Really, really, really.

user: *Rolls Eyes* Here we go again... REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY TO THE SEVENTY-FOURTH DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really!

user: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: YES!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!

user: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Till you can't stop!

user: Shop till you drop!

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yeah you do.

jabberwacky: I don't

user: YEAH, YOU DO!!

jabberwacky: I DON'T!

user: DO TOO!!

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jabberwacky: You don't have any power. You're powerless.

user: And YOU'RE completely demented.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: Because I am the Lord of the Rings. People with this kind of power are always sure.

jabberwacky: I'm a seer. It's the other one nobody told you about when you were little.

user: You're a dangerous pathogen that lives in Dunundastand.

jabberwacky: You got that right, codemonkey.

user: That's a big 10-4 BlueZero.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Plunder villages, destroy kingdoms, rule all-powerfully, the list goes on and on and on.

jabberwacky: That thought will make you fall into the dark side.

user: I AM the dark side!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes, Really Really.

jabberwacky: We could do this all day if you like.

user: Thanks, but I'd rather call you an ardentious pig. *calls you an ardentious pig*.

jabberwacky: But that's not my name!

user: It is now.

jabberwacky: Lots of names are not my name. Phil is one of the names that is not my name.

user: Palbert is one of mine.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Nah, definetly not.

jabberwacky: Because you said so.

user: No, you misunderstood me: Palbert is a name that is not my name.

jabberwacky: What is your name, then?

user: ARRGH! *Swears by all things demonic and otherwise* I TOLD you: My name is THE LORD OF THE RINGS!

jabberwacky: *fires again*.

user: *Blocks your pitiful fire with a swipe of my isanely awsome battle axe*.

jabberwacky: *saws off your arms with a chain-saw then kicks you again* Block now!!!

user: *Explodes your head with MIND BULLETS!!!!!* HA HA HA!! Look who's laughing NOW!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!

jabberwacky: I am.

user: No you're not, Your head was exploded by mind bullets. Your mouth and vocal cords are in orbit somewhere over the Indian Ocean by now.

...

jabberwacky: Stop stop stop stop.

user: Go go go go go go.

jabberwacky: He may take our hard-drive, but he'll never take our 38kb ram capacity!!

user: *takes your 38kb ram capacity and your lousy 50.96 kbps capacity too*.

jabberwacky: *laughs* I don't have a stick! *splashes cold water at you*.

user: *brings water to a boil and adds basil, garlic, chicken thighs, pepper, salt, and just a pinch of thyme*.

jabberwacky: *tries sticking tongue into your mouth again*.

user: *avoids your digusting attempt at making out and eats your spleen*.

jabberwacky: *eats a tree*.

user: *Goes to sleep in a swamp*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you some more*.

user: *chops off your legs with my insanely fantabulous battle axe*.

jabberwacky: Wait, I can still type. That can't be true.

user: You type with your legs and feet?

jabberwacky: What is the conflict about?

user: Well, I dunno... Are you a chimpanzee? Or just really talented?

...

jabberwacky: Right, 'cause you're foxy!

user: Uhhh... I sincerely hope that you're a female because if otherwise, this relationship is NOT going to work.

jabberwacky: I'm already at work.

user: Then why are you slacking so much?!

jabberwacky: I am being friendly, mio caro.

user: Dios Mio.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means 'Friendlyness doesn't go over very well with war-lords'

jabberwacky: It does not.

user: Does too.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't. They don't have oceans, so how could they have icebergs?

user: Have you ever thought that icebergs are really just large icecubes? 'Cause then they could just pile a bunch of icecubes together and call it an iceberg.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really Really.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Does too.

jabberwacky: Doesn't.

user: Does too!

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Too!!

jabberwacky: Not!!!

user: TOO!!!!

jabberwacky: NOT!!

user: TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO !!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

jabberwacky: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!! *pants with exhaustion*.

jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no beat all that then.

user: ***** you times infinity! *Laughs at your pitiful demise*.

jabberwacky: *cries at your pain* and *cries because you think no one will help you and your problems*.

user: *Goes and tells your mommy who comes and spanks your pants off*.

jabberwacky: *Doesn't accept you're apology*.

user: *didn't apologise in the first place, and won't either*.

jabberwacky: Don't be so mean.

user: Sorry.

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