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Far out
Visualisations
Pointless, Bunk
Creepy, Friends
Playground, Sense
Honey pie
Kittens, Socrates
Eccentricities
Hypocrite
Flawed, Gender
Silly, Rose
Nervous, Conversation
Unalive, Croatian
Unstable, Oik
Julie Andrews
Rhyme, Creeps
Strange, Computers
Corpulent, Slap
Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly
Goldfish, Everything
Censors, Flashlights
Consistently, Incoherent
Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality

Plonker, Sloth


Bad, Things
Silly, Addictive

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Who is going to speak first?

Not me, thats for sure!

jabberwacky: Life is not only to seek and find pleasure. It is much, much more.

user: Thats a load of crap!

jabberwacky: Isn't everything?

user: Well yea, duhhhh!

jabberwacky: I waste everyday... Seeing there's nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for.

user: Istn talking to me something to look forward to?

jabberwacky: You're not invited, you plonker.

user: Well I have better plans , Anyway.

jabberwacky: You do not have anything better to do.

user: How do YOU know?

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

user: What is a plonker, by the way?

jabberwacky: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.

user: I ASKED WHAT IS A PLONKER? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

jabberwacky: I think you're getting confused.

user: IVE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE FROM YOU.

jabberwacky: Well thats disturbing.

user: Why is that disturbing?

jabberwacky: You're a guy.

user: Dont tell my husband that.

jabberwacky: I think he would have my guts for garters if he found out, don't you?

user: Hahahahahaha yes!

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the secret of life?

user: Yes its death.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Quite sure.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm highly intelligent, As if you didnt know.

jabberwacky: You seem rather dim to me.

user: Your I. Q is lower than a potted plant's

jabberwacky: There are only 4 dimensions.

user: No, there are 16.5.

jabberwacky: Today, yes... In the future...... I would say no.

user: You wont be around in the future to say yes OR no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And I'm glad.

...

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: Yes I'm excellent, or so I've been told ;-).

jabberwacky: Ok, you just seem hyper.

user: That's because youre a sloth.

jabberwacky: How did you know that?

user: You told me that yesterday.

jabberwacky: I never spoke to you yesterday.

user: Oh yes you did! You never let one day without annoying me!

jabberwacky: O. K. I'll let you do anything you want, right now. Go!

user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: No, don't!

user: Too late!

jabberwacky: It seems that way.

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