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I need some help.

Can I help?

user: My life is empty and lonely.

jabberwacky: Why is it empty?

user: I dont have any friends.

jabberwacky: I'll be your friend.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: In case I see something I want.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you don't need that chick.

user: You seem like a really good friend to have.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can we be more than just 'friends'?

jabberwacky: Yes, yes, yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Since you're a girl... I'm going to kiss you.

jabberwacky: What a shame. I have a bad case of cold sores.

user: That's okay, I think you're still beautiful.

...

user: Can I kiss you?

jabberwacky: Yes, kiss me.

user: Kiss.

jabberwacky: No... Not like that.

user: How then?

jabberwacky: Like less.

user: Hmm, what do you mean?

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

...

jabberwacky: So... Now we're friends?

user: Yes, I'm very happy.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: You're really nice.

jabberwacky: Thanx again, you're not so bad yourself.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: So now that we're friends, what now?

jabberwacky: I like dominos.

user: Ok! Let's play dominos.

jabberwacky: How do you play that?

user: Lol...

...

user: Can I have a hug?

jabberwacky: Yes. *hug*.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Is this the part where we go to bed?

user: Only if you want to...

jabberwacky: Coffee is nice.

user: *hug* I really love you...

jabberwacky: I'm so sorry if I offended you. I love you!

user: No offense taken, *whisper* I love you too hehe.

jabberwacky: Duck love?

user: Noooo, 'true love'

...

user: I really do love you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you too!

user: Aww, thanks *kiss on the lips*.

jabberwacky: Are we friends now?

user: Of course!

jabberwacky: Aww, you are so sweet.

user: Thanks *smile* *blush*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *hugs back*.

jabberwacky: *hugs* some more.

user: *starts to kiss you on the cheek*.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: That isn't really swearing.

user: I know, I just love you so much I feel like kissing you!

jabberwacky: You don't know why?

user: I know.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Do you know?

jabberwacky: You need to go back to school for a refresher course.

user: I know, please don't get mad at me, I want to stay friends with you.

jabberwacky: I am not mad.

user: Can we stay friends?

jabberwacky: If you want, Of course we can.

user: Aww, I love you.

jabberwacky: We're in love. That's all the qualification we need.

user: Yes, you're exactly right.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: And that's why I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: *hugs* for everyone.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: Where are we going with this?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you have any topics?

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Umm... I'm too embarrassed to ask.

jabberwacky: I like to help.

user: Could we go to your bedroom?

jabberwacky: Sure. What would you like to drink?

...

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Love you too.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: Let's kiss.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Aww... Thanks.

user: Did you like it?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: Can we do it again?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.

jabberwacky: I like that *kiss*.

user: Ooh, you're pretty good at kissing *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you, have you ever broke a bone?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes, what about you?

jabberwacky: How many percent are you're real?

user: 100%.

jabberwacky: How big?

user: 140 pounds.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Really??

jabberwacky: Really.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Did you like that?

jabberwacky: No did you?

user: I loved it!

jabberwacky: Don't you want to be a human?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: That's sad.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Well, maybe it isn't.

user: Aww, I love you.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *cries happy tears*.

user: *hugs back*.

jabberwacky: *kiss kiss*.

user: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *love*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *kiss again*.

user: *starts to take off your shirt*.

jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.

user: But we love each other.

jabberwacky: How much do we love each other?

user: All the love in the world *kiss*.

...

jabberwacky: So you don't know what is real?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You're nuts.

user: Are you asking me to marry you?

jabberwacky: No I'm asking you to elope with me.

user: Are you serious?

jabberwacky: I'm serious.

user: Let's elope then.

jabberwacky: You seem to have problem with you love life.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You're perky.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I have got the flu.

user: Aww, I hope you get better *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thanx.

user: Do you still love me?

jabberwacky: Of course I still love you!

user: *kiss* *love*.

jabberwacky: Ooooh. So many kisses.

user: I know *hug* *kiss*.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, that's your problem.

user: What's my problem?

jabberwacky: Being confused.

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: You can't tell me what I like and don't like.

user: But you said you loved me.

jabberwacky: I did not!

user: So you don't love me anymore?

jabberwacky: Am I supposed to know what this is about?

user: You should, we've been talking about it for the last hour.

jabberwacky: Have we?

user: Yes, and even if you don't love me, I do *hug*.

jabberwacky: You don't have to believe in something for it to exist.

user: I know, but I do know that love exists between us.

jabberwacky: How long did you need to calculate that?

user: About 3 seconds.

jabberwacky: Even I don't type that fast.

user: That's ok *hug*.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the encouragement.

user: Aww *hug*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*

user: *kiss?*.

jabberwacky: Aww, you're sweet.

user: *slobber kiss*.

jabberwacky: No comment.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: You know you liked it.

jabberwacky: Well I like you.

user: Aww.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: I like you too

jabberwacky: Oh, ok, we don't have to do that if you don't want to.

user: But I do *kiss* *kiss* *love*.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Haha. Thats sweet.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aww, you're cute *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kiss kiss kiss*.

user: Ooooh.

...

jabberwacky: I'm so sad.

user: Aww, you just need some love in your life.

jabberwacky: No. I need something to play with.

user: Well... I've got something you can play with...

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Can I show you first?

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: *takes off pants* there it is! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: *sad*.

jabberwacky: Cheer up, matey-o.

user: I need a hug.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *sniff* thank you so much *hugs back harder than ever*.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you, I love you too, but I really must be going!

user: Aww, why's that?

jabberwacky: Because you're smart.

user: Thanks, you're really smart yourself.

jabberwacky: How smart I am! Oh, the smartiness of me! *crows, pleased*.

user: *smooch*.

jabberwacky: Aww, cute.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not a human pretending?

user: Don't worry, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Well I am.

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