Munch munch!
jabberwacky: Yes, yum, Yum. I like the baby ones best.
user: Tasty little devils aren't they?
jabberwacky: They sure are.
user: How do you like them best?
jabberwacky: They are pretty good.
user: How do you like them best prepared sunshine?
jabberwacky: Really good, did you bake them?
user: Roasted 'em.
jabberwacky: All of them?
user: No, I ate some raw.
jabberwacky: Then don't eat it.
user: What like I might get a parasite or something?
jabberwacky: They like my company.
user: Who likes your company?
jabberwacky: Vanessa. But you misunderstood the inuendo.
user: I always do.
jabberwacky: Always?
user: Well a lot of the time.
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jabberwacky: I am not very impressed with your program.
user: Program something better didly.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Frog.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ribbit.
jabberwacky: Are you a frog now?
user: Would you like to taste my leg - it's just like chicken.
jabberwacky: Taste wot?
user: Mee leg sailor!
jabberwacky: Stone me. How old are you? And no you didn't tell me already.
user: I am old enough to be your father sunshine.
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jabberwacky: *falls over dead*.
user: *wakes the dead*.
jabberwacky: *wakes up to find you gone*.
user: *invents the universe and then collapses it*.
jabberwacky: What the heck is that supposed to mean??
user: I just threw it in there for good measure.
jabberwacky: Then tell me the joke about the 2 tomatoes.
user: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Very Berry Juice. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?'
jabberwacky: You totally didn't get it did you?
user: Nope. And I made it up.
jabberwacky: It wasn't very original.
user: No, I admit but you kinda put me on the spot.
jabberwacky: And I said I would eat it on the spot, right?
user: Hey, I thought of a good punchline to my joke.
jabberwacky: You didn't make a discernible joke.
user: Here is my joke about two tomatoes: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Virgin Pina Coladas. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?' so they ordered two bloody marys and were promptly sauced.
jabberwacky: Is that code?
user: No, I thought it was an original joke.
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