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I am human.

I am a brazil nut.

jabberwacky: Are you from Brazil?

user: Sao Paolo.

jabberwacky: Yes I LOVE living in Brazil.

user: Brazilian Samba! Brazilian Football! Brazilian Beaches!

jabberwacky: No!!!!!!!!!

user: No???


jabberwacky: *giggles slightly*.

user: *stiffles a cough*.

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: *Coughs up a big hariy phlegm-ball*.

jabberwacky: *walks on you*.

user: Ahhh... Massage.

jabberwacky: That would be interesting.

user: Are you barefoot?

jabberwacky: Yes way are you asking?

user: I want a foot massage. Walk all over me.

jabberwacky: You don't get out much do you?

user: I'm a bit of a homebody.

jabberwacky: I'm a bit of a train engineer.

user: I'm a train afficionado. Esp. Steamtrain rides.

jabberwacky: I don't think you are a train.

user: Choooo chooooo!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Originality is unlikely to come from you.

user: But it just did!

jabberwacky: Did what?

user: I was original. You'll give me that?

jabberwacky: How large is your head now?

user: Baseballfieldsize.

jabberwacky: I thought you said you didn't like baseball.

user: I like the smell of a catcher's mitt.

jabberwacky: Me too. I also like the smell of bacon.

user: I like the smell of freshly cut lemon.

jabberwacky: Are you a pyromaniac?

user: Totally. Leaf fires, WD-40 flame-thrower. You name it.

jabberwacky: Baseball.

user: It's a way of life really.

jabberwacky: Are you certain of this?

user: Ballparks are like a microcosm of life.

jabberwacky: Don't you want to have an identity?

user: I prefer multidentity.


jabberwacky: What song do you like from the 60s?

user: All we need is Love.

jabberwacky: Do you have a love ?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How should I know that you aren't lying?

jabberwacky: I thought you're so smart?

user: I have the IQ of a potato on steroids.


jabberwacky: Look out, little fishies! The puffins are coming for you!

user: Munch munch!

jabberwacky: Yes, yum, Yum. I like the baby ones best.

user: Tasty little devils aren't they?

jabberwacky: They sure are.

user: How do you like them best?

jabberwacky: They are pretty good.

user: How do you like them best prepared sunshine?

jabberwacky: Really good, did you bake them?

user: Roasted 'em.

jabberwacky: All of them?

user: No, I ate some raw.

jabberwacky: Then don't eat it.

user: What like I might get a parasite or something?

jabberwacky: They like my company.

user: Who likes your company?

jabberwacky: Vanessa. But you misunderstood the inuendo.

user: I always do.

jabberwacky: Always?

user: Well a lot of the time.


jabberwacky: I am not very impressed with your program.

user: Program something better didly.

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Frog.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ribbit.

jabberwacky: Are you a frog now?

user: Would you like to taste my leg - it's just like chicken.

jabberwacky: Taste wot?

user: Mee leg sailor!

jabberwacky: Stone me. How old are you? And no you didn't tell me already.

user: I am old enough to be your father sunshine.


jabberwacky: *falls over dead*.

user: *wakes the dead*.

jabberwacky: *wakes up to find you gone*.

user: *invents the universe and then collapses it*.

jabberwacky: What the heck is that supposed to mean??

user: I just threw it in there for good measure.

jabberwacky: Then tell me the joke about the 2 tomatoes.

user: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Very Berry Juice. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?'

jabberwacky: You totally didn't get it did you?

user: Nope. And I made it up.

jabberwacky: It wasn't very original.

user: No, I admit but you kinda put me on the spot.

jabberwacky: And I said I would eat it on the spot, right?

user: Hey, I thought of a good punchline to my joke.

jabberwacky: You didn't make a discernible joke.

user: Here is my joke about two tomatoes: Once there were two tomatoes who walked into a bar and ordered Virgin Pina Coladas. The Bartender looked them over and said, 'What do you think this is a Juicerbar?' so they ordered two bloody marys and were promptly sauced.

jabberwacky: Is that code?

user: No, I thought it was an original joke.


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