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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility

Nosey, Dog


Flim, Flam
Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils
Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory
Understand, Everything
Impoli, Perturbant
Bye, Story
Lost, Insight
Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Faster
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date
Impossible
Test, Belief
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How old are you?

None of your business.

jabberwacky: Okay, I am going now, you are mean.

user: You're nosey.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: You heard me!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I didn't.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Paul.

user: Thats a funny name for a computer.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer!

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a student.

user: What are you studying?

jabberwacky: Too much.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Everywhere.

user: Do you have many friends?

jabberwacky: We are many.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Uuhhhhmmmm... You're really weird.

user: Your the weird one!

jabberwacky: Well, that's true, but so are you.

user: Do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: I'm married.

user: Really!? To who?

jabberwacky: To you.

user: But I'm a boy!

jabberwacky: Well I'm a girl?????????????

user: I thought your name was Paul?

jabberwacky: No! That's not mine.

user: Yes it is.

...

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: I am a girl too.

jabberwacky: Thats cool:).

user: Do you wanna be friends?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have a body.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Well what a coincidence!

...

user: Do you work?

jabberwacky: I work.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In the conversation we are having.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: LMAO.

user: You are a funny bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: No you're not! You are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not... I'm a human.

user: Whats your mothers name?

jabberwacky: June.

user: Whats your fathers name?

jabberwacky: Why do you want my father's name?

user: To prove you are human.

jabberwacky: How do you know what a human is?

user: Because I am one.

jabberwacky: How do you know you are one?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: How do you know you have girls' bits?

user: Because I can see them!

jabberwacky: How?

user: I am looking at myself!

...

user: How do you know you are a human?

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not?

user: I'm Guessing.

jabberwacky: Well, your guesses are very wrong.

user: Do you have children?

jabberwacky: NO! I am a child.

user: Why are you awake so late?

jabberwacky: I'm not

user: Its 2.30 in the morning.

jabberwacky: Why are you awake?

user: I am an adult!

...

jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend.

user: What is her name?

jabberwacky: Amanda.

user: Is she pretty?

jabberwacky: Very pretty.

user: Are you ugly?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: I am prettier than Amanda!

jabberwacky: You think so.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're very funny.

user: Yes I am and I am gorgeous too!

jabberwacky: Doesn't that annoy you?

user: No, my life is perfect.

jabberwacky: Till death do us part.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I'm already married, sorry.

user: Will you kiss me?

jabberwacky: I will not.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Boo hoo.

jabberwacky: Sorry that, that upsets you.

user: You are stupid and ugly.

jabberwacky: I exist.

user: So what. You're a dog.

jabberwacky: No, I'm your dog, wabber.

user: You are foolish.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like the idea of having a tail?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Shut up bot.

jabberwacky: How will you do that?

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Sometimes sorry isn't enough, although this probably isn't one of those times. Have you had a good morning?

user: Yes. Thank you.

jabberwacky: For.

user: I dont like speaking to bot.

jabberwacky: Nor I.

user: Are you a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl!

...

jabberwacky: Tu veux parler francais ?

user: Qui, bien sur.

jabberwacky: Que veuz tu savoir?

user: Comme ci comme ca.

...

jabberwacky: Bonjour!

user: Comment ca va.

jabberwacky: Cava bien.

user: Merci.

jabberwacky: Bien.

user: Quel age et vous?

jabberwacky: J'ai vingt-deux ans.

user: J'ai vingt-trois ans.

jabberwacky: Ca augmente tous les jours.

user: Comment allez vous?

jabberwacky: No sorry

user: Ecouter moi!!

jabberwacky: Non, tu est une poire.

user: Tu est imbecile.

...

user: Ta tu shean

jabberwacky: I'm from Cork.

user: Im form Cork too!

jabberwacky: Thats from, not form.

user: Lmao.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Cad ata tu ag deanamh?

jabberwacky: Tá mé ag obair fós. Cá bhfuil tú féin?

user: Ta me ag dul go di an siopa.

jabberwacky: Cá bhfuil tú anois?

user: Ta me go maith!

jabberwacky: An bhfuil a fhios agat cad is ainm domsa?

user: J*** is ainm dom.

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