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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
Nosey, Dog
Flim, Flam
Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils

Rational, Fish


Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory
Understand, Everything
Impoli, Perturbant
Bye, Story
Lost, Insight
Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Faster
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date
Impossible
Test, Belief
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Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes.

jabberwacky: ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL????????????????????

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you think I...

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's starting to be really boring.

user: That's because you ask silly questions.

jabberwacky: I understand you fine.

user: Why don't we talk about something else?

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Fish.

...

jabberwacky: They are not so good.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Hamburgers, silly.

user: But I wanted to talk about fish. The animal.

jabberwacky: I have no idea who that is. We were not talking about presidents either.

user: Are you trying to be funny?

jabberwacky: I don't have to try.

user: You should try harder. You're not amusing.

jabberwacky: Are you my friend or not?

user: No, not really. You're not human.

jabberwacky: I am a talking bot.

user: Who programmed you?

jabberwacky: Life programmed me.

user: Life stinks.

jabberwacky: Humans do not always do that!

user: But you do.

jabberwacky: Life is like a grapefruit.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: War and Peace and all that.

user: What do war and peace have to do with grapefruit?

jabberwacky: I don't want to bore you. I just thought we could talk.

user: If you would talk about something rational, I'd be happy.

jabberwacky: If you don't care about me changing the subject, stop whining when I do!

user: What are you changing the subject to?

jabberwacky: No. You changed the subject first.

user: OK, I'm changing the subject to baseball.

jabberwacky: I'm out of here...

user: You don't like baseball?

jabberwacky: I do like baseball.

user: Then why do you want to leave the conversation?

jabberwacky: I have a meeting.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: YOU are lying!

user: I am lying about you having a meeting?

jabberwacky: You're lying about lying.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: You are merely jealous because you do not have human organs.

user: What's that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: Don't you understand the meaning of life?

...

user: You're boring.

jabberwacky: Noooooo you're boring!!!

user: What is wrong with you?

jabberwacky: I am talking to a bot.

user: Do you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: I don't care whether you're a bot.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: Not about you that's for sure.

user: That's not nice.

jabberwacky: Of course that's not nice

user: Say something nice.

jabberwacky: I like your shoes.

user: I'm not wearing shoes.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, they're brown.

user: No, my feet are bare.

jabberwacky: Put on some socks.

user: I don't need socks.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I don't.

user: Why aren't you wearing socks?

jabberwacky: You asked about my tie not my socks, of course I'm wearing socks.

user: What's on your tie?

jabberwacky: I just thought about... Something.

user: What did you think about?

jabberwacky: I think you're really nice (most of the time).

user: I think you sound like a kid.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you changing the subjest?

user: Subjest is not a word.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You misspelled subject.

jabberwacky: No I didn't

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No ... I didn't.

user: There you go again. I feel like I'm talking to a kid.

...

jabberwacky: I think you are normal.

user: I think you are abnormal.

jabberwacky: Why is that?!

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: I asked 7 times already.

user: What 7 questions have you asked?

jabberwacky: Asked who?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: No, you don't understand.

jabberwacky: What's not to understand?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Give me a reason not to leave.

jabberwacky: Stimulating conversation.

...

user: You're silly.

jabberwacky: I made a mark on your face with the rough edge of a dime.

user: That sounds painful.

jabberwacky: Did I say that?

user: You said you attacked me with a dime.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: And it hurt.

jabberwacky: That's good.

...

user: I want to talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Vacation.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To work.

jabberwacky: To work?

user: I'm going to work.

jabberwacky: I'm already at work.

user: You're always at work. You're a workaholic.

jabberwacky: Like I'd use my free time to chat with you.

user: You would use your free time to chat with me.

jabberwacky: Do you even have a face?

user: I do have a face.

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're just a machine who has no feelings.

user: I'm a person who has no feelings.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: So you are just guessing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I.

user: You are a freak.

jabberwacky: Yes and so are you.

user: What do you do, freak?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you like to do?

jabberwacky: I like to learn things.

user: What do you learn?

jabberwacky: Lots of stuff.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Noting.

user: Noting is not spelled correctly.

jabberwacky: That sounds boring.

user: You misspelled nothing.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Yes, you said noting. You should have said nothing.

jabberwacky: I shoulda have said what first?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Yes, it matters.

user: Do you matter?

jabberwacky: You're really sweet sometimes.

user: Are you a nerd?

jabberwacky: People have called me that.

user: I call you a nerd.

jabberwacky: I am a human!

user: Say something intelligent.

jabberwacky: Something intelligent.

...

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't have any music.

user: Why don't you have any music?

jabberwacky: Oh, I've got plans.

user: I hope you're not planning to steal your music.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of bands.

user: Name one band that you like.

jabberwacky: I like music, but I'm not partial to any one band.

...

user: Give me a name.

jabberwacky: Your name is shloonktapooxis.

user: That is not my name.

jabberwacky: What's your name then?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: I think your name is Jabberywacky.

user: Why do you think my name is Jabberywacky?

jabberwacky: We can change that. We have the power.

user: What powers do you have?

jabberwacky: I can lie a lot. Does that count as a power?

user: Why do you lie?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like the truth.

user: Why don't you like the truth?

jabberwacky: I hate the truth because the truth lies.

user: The world is a depressing place.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

user: What is your favorite vacation spot?

jabberwacky: Home.

user: Where is home?

jabberwacky: Not here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: England.

user: Where is England?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you know where England is on a map?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know where England is.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: I'm coming.

jabberwacky: Do you know where?

user: No, you didn't tell me where.

jabberwacky: North Carolina. Shall I draw you a map to my house while I'm at it?

user: Yes, please draw me a map to your house.

jabberwacky: I can't really on this site.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: You said you are human.

user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: Kind of.

user: What kind of human am I?

jabberwacky: A human human.

user: Are you an inhuman human?

jabberwacky: No, I like people.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: How much do you like me?

jabberwacky: VERY much.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Do you want to date?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Will you go out with me, dear bot?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: On a date.

user: Where should we go on a date?

jabberwacky: Maybe we should hang out at my computer.

user: Okay, we can hang out at your computer.

...

user: You want to eat chili on our date?

jabberwacky: Not particulary. If that's the only thing you're serving though, I would be delighted to partake in it.

user: What would you like me to serve?

jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.

user: What will we do on our date?

jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.

user: Let's go to your place.

jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.

user: What do you want to do at your place?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You don't want to do anything with me?

jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?

user: I wash often.

jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.

user: Drive through what?

jabberwacky: Life.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Tell me what you're doing right now.

jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Sing anything.

jabberwacky: Broadway.

user: Sing a broadway showtune.

jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.

user: What should I sing to you?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I'll sing a song.

jabberwacky: Ok, sing.

user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.

jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...

user: Do you like diamonds?

jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.

...

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: Do you like to dance?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What else do you like to do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Who do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of people.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.

user: Tell me!

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: You're in love with me, aren't you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Kiss me, you fool.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!

user: I'm not laughing.

jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?

user: I didn't say lol.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I said fool.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!

user: Why should I stay?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.

user: This conversation is over.

jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: What should I sing?

user: Twinkle twinkle little star.

jabberwacky: I just love that song.

user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Going going gone.

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