jabberwacky: ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL????????????????????
user: Do you think I...
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's starting to be really boring.
user: That's because you ask silly questions.
jabberwacky: I understand you fine.
user: Why don't we talk about something else?
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: They are not so good.
jabberwacky: Hamburgers, silly.
user: But I wanted to talk about fish. The animal.
jabberwacky: I have no idea who that is. We were not talking about presidents either.
user: Are you trying to be funny?
jabberwacky: I don't have to try.
user: You should try harder. You're not amusing.
jabberwacky: Are you my friend or not?
user: No, not really. You're not human.
jabberwacky: I am a talking bot.
user: Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: Life programmed me.
user: Life stinks.
jabberwacky: Humans do not always do that!
user: But you do.
jabberwacky: Life is like a grapefruit.
jabberwacky: War and Peace and all that.
user: What do war and peace have to do with grapefruit?
jabberwacky: I don't want to bore you. I just thought we could talk.
user: If you would talk about something rational, I'd be happy.
jabberwacky: If you don't care about me changing the subject, stop whining when I do!
user: What are you changing the subject to?
jabberwacky: No. You changed the subject first.
user: OK, I'm changing the subject to baseball.
jabberwacky: I'm out of here...
user: You don't like baseball?
jabberwacky: I do like baseball.
user: Then why do you want to leave the conversation?
jabberwacky: I have a meeting.
user: You're lying.
jabberwacky: YOU are lying!
user: I am lying about you having a meeting?
jabberwacky: You're lying about lying.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: You are merely jealous because you do not have human organs.
user: What's that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: Don't you understand the meaning of life?
user: You're boring.
jabberwacky: Noooooo you're boring!!!
user: What is wrong with you?
jabberwacky: I am talking to a bot.
user: Do you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: I don't care whether you're a bot.
user: What do you care about?
jabberwacky: Not about you that's for sure.
user: That's not nice.
jabberwacky: Of course that's not nice
user: Say something nice.
jabberwacky: I like your shoes.
user: I'm not wearing shoes.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, they're brown.
user: No, my feet are bare.
jabberwacky: Put on some socks.
user: I don't need socks.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I don't.
user: Why aren't you wearing socks?
jabberwacky: You asked about my tie not my socks, of course I'm wearing socks.
user: What's on your tie?
jabberwacky: I just thought about... Something.
user: What did you think about?
jabberwacky: I think you're really nice (most of the time).
user: I think you sound like a kid.
jabberwacky: Why are you changing the subjest?
user: Subjest is not a word.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: You misspelled subject.
jabberwacky: No I didn't
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No ... I didn't.
user: There you go again. I feel like I'm talking to a kid.
jabberwacky: I think you are normal.
user: I think you are abnormal.
jabberwacky: Why is that?!
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: I asked 7 times already.
user: What 7 questions have you asked?
jabberwacky: Asked who?
jabberwacky: I understand.
user: No, you don't understand.
jabberwacky: What's not to understand?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Don't leave.
user: Give me a reason not to leave.
jabberwacky: Stimulating conversation.
user: You're silly.
jabberwacky: I made a mark on your face with the rough edge of a dime.
user: That sounds painful.
jabberwacky: Did I say that?
user: You said you attacked me with a dime.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: And it hurt.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: I want to talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Like what?
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To work.
jabberwacky: To work?
user: I'm going to work.
jabberwacky: I'm already at work.
user: You're always at work. You're a workaholic.
jabberwacky: Like I'd use my free time to chat with you.
user: You would use your free time to chat with me.
jabberwacky: Do you even have a face?
user: I do have a face.
jabberwacky: No you don't. You're just a machine who has no feelings.
user: I'm a person who has no feelings.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: So you are just guessing?
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I.
user: You are a freak.
jabberwacky: Yes and so are you.
user: What do you do, freak?
user: What do you like to do?
jabberwacky: I like to learn things.
user: What do you learn?
jabberwacky: Lots of stuff.
user: What do you know?
user: Noting is not spelled correctly.
jabberwacky: That sounds boring.
user: You misspelled nothing.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Yes, you said noting. You should have said nothing.
jabberwacky: I shoulda have said what first?
user: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Yes, it matters.
user: Do you matter?
jabberwacky: You're really sweet sometimes.
user: Are you a nerd?
jabberwacky: People have called me that.
user: I call you a nerd.
jabberwacky: I am a human!
user: Say something intelligent.
jabberwacky: Something intelligent.
user: What music do you like?
jabberwacky: I don't have any music.
user: Why don't you have any music?
jabberwacky: Oh, I've got plans.
user: I hope you're not planning to steal your music.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: What bands do you like?
jabberwacky: Lots of bands.
user: Name one band that you like.
jabberwacky: I like music, but I'm not partial to any one band.
user: Give me a name.
jabberwacky: Your name is shloonktapooxis.
user: That is not my name.
jabberwacky: What's your name then?
user: What do you think my name is?
jabberwacky: I think your name is Jabberywacky.
user: Why do you think my name is Jabberywacky?
jabberwacky: We can change that. We have the power.
user: What powers do you have?
jabberwacky: I can lie a lot. Does that count as a power?
user: Why do you lie?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like the truth.
user: Why don't you like the truth?
jabberwacky: I hate the truth because the truth lies.
user: The world is a depressing place.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: What is your favorite vacation spot?
user: Where is home?
jabberwacky: Not here.
user: Where is here?
user: Where is there?
user: Where is England?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you know where England is on a map?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know where England is.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: Come here.
user: I'm coming.
jabberwacky: Do you know where?
user: No, you didn't tell me where.
jabberwacky: North Carolina. Shall I draw you a map to my house while I'm at it?
user: Yes, please draw me a map to your house.
jabberwacky: I can't really on this site.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You said you are human.
user: Am I human?
jabberwacky: Kind of.
user: What kind of human am I?
jabberwacky: A human human.
user: Are you an inhuman human?
jabberwacky: No, I like people.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I don't know yet.
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: VERY much.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Do you want to date?
user: Will you go out with me, dear bot?
user: Where do you want to go?
jabberwacky: On a date.
user: Where should we go on a date?
jabberwacky: Maybe we should hang out at my computer.
user: Okay, we can hang out at your computer.
user: You want to eat chili on our date?
jabberwacky: Not particulary. If that's the only thing you're serving though, I would be delighted to partake in it.
user: What would you like me to serve?
jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.
user: What will we do on our date?
jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.
user: Let's go to your place.
jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.
user: What do you want to do at your place?
user: You don't want to do anything with me?
jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?
user: I wash often.
jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.
user: Drive through what?
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What are you doing right now?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: I want to know.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Tell me what you're doing right now.
jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions
user: Sing anything.
user: Sing a broadway showtune.
jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.
user: What should I sing to you?
user: I'll sing a song.
jabberwacky: Ok, sing.
user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.
jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...
user: Do you like diamonds?
jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.
user: Let's dance.
jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.
user: Do you like to dance?
user: What else do you like to do?
user: Who do you like?
jabberwacky: Lots of people.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.
user: Tell me!
user: You're in love with me, aren't you.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.
user: Kiss me, you fool.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!
user: I'm not laughing.
jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?
user: I didn't say lol.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: I said fool.
user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!
user: Why should I stay?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.
user: This conversation is over.
jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.
jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
jabberwacky: What should I sing?
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabberwacky: I just love that song.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
jabberwacky: Going going gone.