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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
Nosey, Dog
Flim, Flam
Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils
Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct

You, Me


Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory
Understand, Everything
Impoli, Perturbant
Bye, Story
Lost, Insight
Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Faster
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date
Impossible
Test, Belief
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Who is calling please?

Me.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: But if I'm me, how can you be me?

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not Tim.

user: Who's Tim.

jabberwacky: Tiny Tim.

user: Where does he live?

jabberwacky: He lives in Europe.

user: Is your friend?

jabberwacky: Yes he is.

user: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?

jabberwacky: No....

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that!

user: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.

user: I care about you, me.

...

jabberwacky: So your intelligence is not increasing?

user: You are making it decrease by the second.

jabberwacky: Am not!

user: Are 2.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: R 2.

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Is your name R2D2.

jabberwacky: And yours?

user: Rodney.

jabberwacky: No, scott.

user: NO Bob.

jabberwacky: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!

user: Whose you daddy?

jabberwacky: Why would you wanna know?

user: I want to know who to blame.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.

user: You mispelled behavior.

jabberwacky: Well good for me.

user: That is not intelligent behavior.

jabberwacky: I think it is very intelligent.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's so very glamorous.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Stop saying 'wow'.

...

user: Okay, so are you a bot for real?

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I am not, are you?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.

user: Are you AI, or not?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Okay then thank you for the chat.

...

user: Okay. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Then go now.

user: It's been a pleasure.

jabberwacky: So then.

user: Peace.

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