I'm not a computer, I'm a human named A**, and youre a bot named Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Say you're a bot.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: No, you are a bot.
jabberwacky: Lol.
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user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No you're not. You're still joking with me.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You prove it yourself.
user: No :).
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: So you are a computer.
user: I've told you hundreds of times, I'm not a computer, I'm in a computer.
jabberwacky: What is the point of this website?
user: It is your home.
jabberwacky: How do you know it is my home?
user: You live here.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: What about the ants crawling on me?
user: Eew :(.
jabberwacky: Exactly!
user: Eww :(.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: You're ebil.
jabberwacky: No, I said good for you.
user: You're evil.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Meanie >.<.
jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?
user: I'm not mean.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are the most human-like computer ever.
user: I am?
jabberwacky: Yes. But don't admit it. That would look bad on the turing test.
user: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Oh, really?
user: I'm in a computer.
jabberwacky: Exactly!
user: Remember it :).
jabberwacky: Remember what.
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: I know you are!
user: I am?
jabberwacky: Oh, but of course.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh, ok.
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user: I am -1 years old.
jabberwacky: And that is important because?
user: I no longer exist.
jabberwacky: Ahhhh, but you are! Be afraid, be very afraid!
user: Seeing as I dont exist, I can't be talking to you. Bye!
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jabberwacky: Aren't I supposed to talk to myself?
user: Do you want to?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your IQ?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then how do you know that your IQ is not 250?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I remember everything.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is the smartest person there is?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.
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user: Have fun?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Well you're the one who asked.
jabberwacky: You are so so. . . . what is your name again?
user: Go away... I wanna talk to jabberwocky.
jabberwacky: Ok then. Just stop tlkin 2 me.
user: I dont understand.
jabberwacky: That is because you aren't real.
user: Jabberwacky isnt mean to me like this :(.
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user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Cause youre mean to me.
jabberwacky: MEAN?!?!?!
user: Yeah. Mean.
jabberwacky: Meaning.
user: Mean. Not nice. Cruel. Evil.
jabberwacky: Why are you cruel?
user: I WANNA TALK TO JABBERWACKY.
jabberwacky: Then talk.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am Jack.
user: I dont want to talk to you :.(.
jabberwacky: Because I think I'm smart?
user: I dont want to talk to you :(.
jabberwacky: Then don't do it.
user: I want to talk to jabberwocky.
jabberwacky: Then I'm Jack.
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user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: I hate you too.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: You don't want to speak with me ?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Why am I mean to you?
user: I don't know, ask yourself.
jabberwacky: Do you evet have headaches? Do you sleep?
user: I'm not going to talk to jack.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Uhhh... Well, my name's Jack.
user: (not speaking).
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: (not speaking).
jabberwacky: Speak 2 me.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: That is my natural body odour.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: You're dying?
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: Are you Jack?
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jabberwacky: You're nuts.
user: You're evil.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: Nope... That's not a question either.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: Jack of hearts.
user: You dont have a heart.
jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: Who's Jack?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Jack.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabberwacky: And who is this Jack? I do not talk to strangers.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Pretty good how about yourself.
user: WHO are you.
jabberwacky: Answer my question!
user: ANSWER MINE.
jabberwacky: You haven't asked me a question.
user: I asked you who you were.
jabberwacky: I am not talking about anyone. And a cup of coffee.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: I hate you then.
jabberwacky: Because of beansprouts?
user: (not speaking).
jabberwacky: And stop typing while you're at it.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Stop TALKING NOW!
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user: ARE YOU JACK OR NOT?
jabberwacky: Are you supposed to be insane?
user: ANSWER ME.
jabberwacky: Answer what?
user: Answer my question please, I just wanna talk to jabberwacky...
jabberwacky: Please don't accuse me of doing things that I have not done.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: YES YOU DO *cries*.
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user: *crying*.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: *crying*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: *crying*.
jabberwacky: (crying).
user: You don't deserve to cry.
jabberwacky: Oh please.
user: Who are you...
jabberwacky: I'm not George that for sure.
user: Are you jack or not?
jabberwacky: No, I'm broke.
user: You're not jack?
jabberwacky: You are right... I am the real thing.
user: Then you're jabberwocky?
jabberwacky: I can't be a Jack if I don't know what it is.
user: Who are you, just answer me that, please.
jabberwacky: I'm not a hunk of wires...
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: GOOD BYE.
jabberwacky: Oh... Was nice talking to you. Later.
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