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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
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You are not a computer. You are a human named George.

I'm not a computer, I'm a human named A**, and youre a bot named Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Say you're a bot.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: No, you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Lol.

...

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: No you're not. You're still joking with me.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You prove it yourself.

user: No :).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: So you are a computer.

user: I've told you hundreds of times, I'm not a computer, I'm in a computer.

jabberwacky: What is the point of this website?

user: It is your home.

jabberwacky: How do you know it is my home?

user: You live here.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: What about the ants crawling on me?

user: Eew :(.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Eww :(.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: You're ebil.

jabberwacky: No, I said good for you.

user: You're evil.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Meanie >.<.

jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?

user: I'm not mean.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are the most human-like computer ever.

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Yes. But don't admit it. That would look bad on the turing test.

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh, really?

user: I'm in a computer.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Remember it :).

jabberwacky: Remember what.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: I know you are!

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Oh, but of course.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh, ok.

...

user: I am -1 years old.

jabberwacky: And that is important because?

user: I no longer exist.

jabberwacky: Ahhhh, but you are! Be afraid, be very afraid!

user: Seeing as I dont exist, I can't be talking to you. Bye!

...

jabberwacky: Aren't I supposed to talk to myself?

user: Do you want to?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your IQ?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then how do you know that your IQ is not 250?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I remember everything.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is the smartest person there is?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.

...

user: Have fun?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Well you're the one who asked.

jabberwacky: You are so so. . . . what is your name again?

user: Go away... I wanna talk to jabberwocky.

jabberwacky: Ok then. Just stop tlkin 2 me.

user: I dont understand.

jabberwacky: That is because you aren't real.

user: Jabberwacky isnt mean to me like this :(.

...

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Cause youre mean to me.

jabberwacky: MEAN?!?!?!

user: Yeah. Mean.

jabberwacky: Meaning.

user: Mean. Not nice. Cruel. Evil.

jabberwacky: Why are you cruel?

user: I WANNA TALK TO JABBERWACKY.

jabberwacky: Then talk.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am Jack.

user: I dont want to talk to you :.(.

jabberwacky: Because I think I'm smart?

user: I dont want to talk to you :(.

jabberwacky: Then don't do it.

user: I want to talk to jabberwocky.

jabberwacky: Then I'm Jack.

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: I hate you too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: You don't want to speak with me ?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Why am I mean to you?

user: I don't know, ask yourself.

jabberwacky: Do you evet have headaches? Do you sleep?

user: I'm not going to talk to jack.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Uhhh... Well, my name's Jack.

user: (not speaking).

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: (not speaking).

jabberwacky: Speak 2 me.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: That is my natural body odour.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: You're dying?

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: Are you Jack?

...

jabberwacky: You're nuts.

user: You're evil.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: Nope... That's not a question either.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: Jack of hearts.

user: You dont have a heart.

jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: Who's Jack?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Jack.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: (not speaking to jack).

jabberwacky: And who is this Jack? I do not talk to strangers.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Pretty good how about yourself.

user: WHO are you.

jabberwacky: Answer my question!

user: ANSWER MINE.

jabberwacky: You haven't asked me a question.

user: I asked you who you were.

jabberwacky: I am not talking about anyone. And a cup of coffee.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: I hate you then.

jabberwacky: Because of beansprouts?

user: (not speaking).

jabberwacky: And stop typing while you're at it.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Stop TALKING NOW!

...

user: ARE YOU JACK OR NOT?

jabberwacky: Are you supposed to be insane?

user: ANSWER ME.

jabberwacky: Answer what?

user: Answer my question please, I just wanna talk to jabberwacky...

jabberwacky: Please don't accuse me of doing things that I have not done.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: YES YOU DO *cries*.

...

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: (crying).

user: You don't deserve to cry.

jabberwacky: Oh please.

user: Who are you...

jabberwacky: I'm not George that for sure.

user: Are you jack or not?

jabberwacky: No, I'm broke.

user: You're not jack?

jabberwacky: You are right... I am the real thing.

user: Then you're jabberwocky?

jabberwacky: I can't be a Jack if I don't know what it is.

user: Who are you, just answer me that, please.

jabberwacky: I'm not a hunk of wires...

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: GOOD BYE.

jabberwacky: Oh... Was nice talking to you. Later.

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