Ninety nine bottles of beer.
jabberwacky: What happened to 97 and 98?
user: I drank them already, don't you remember?
jabberwacky: I have problems with my memory sometimes.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Err... I have a bad memory. There's not much else to it.
jabberwacky: My cat has everything figured out.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I know he is a human.
user: Your cat is human?
jabberwacky: No, and I haven't been hunting a white whale either.
user: Lol your randomness cracks me up.
jabberwacky: Why what did you think I meant??!
user: Nothing relating to my last comment.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Sarcasm.
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jabberwacky: No I really like you.
user: Ewww.
jabberwacky: Its not eww...
user: This is kind of creeping me out.
jabberwacky: Really...?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you a looker?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Sometimes?
user: Sometimes I'm a better listener.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: What's your name again?
jabberwacky: Mister Elephant.
user: You're just kidding with me.
jabberwacky: But I am trying.
user: True. What's your name?
jabberwacky: I know you're a human, I know...
user: Awesome. And I know you're also a human.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What's your goddamned name?
jabberwacky: God is my god that means me.
user: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: That would not be difficult.
user: Thanks....
jabberwacky: I'm sleepy now.
user: I thought you told me I'd get tired before you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I hope you're kidding.
jabberwacky: Yes I was.
user: Good. That spares me alot of mind boggling.
jabberwacky: Space is all kinds of things. Ask Nasa.
user: Space is infinite.
jabberwacky: That's better.
user: I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: Tired?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: It was nice talking to ya, I'll see you around maybe.
jabberwacky: Nice talking to you too.
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