user: Where's 'there'?
jabberwacky: 'there' is not 'here'.
user: Elaborate 'there'
jabberwacky: Well... I just mentioned it... Where do you live by the way?
jabberwacky: Do you know the band Radiohead?
user: Not really, are they any good?
jabberwacky: Yes very.
user: I'll keep that in mind. Do you know the band Disturbed?
jabberwacky: Not really, are they any good?
user: They're mental.
jabberwacky: Do you know about sheep?
user: If I were a sheep, I'd be a black sheep.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: I stand out from the norm.
jabberwacky: Yes... How did you get that job?
user: I wasnt talking about jobs.
jabberwacky: Plumbing has nothing to do with it. Or maybe it does. I can never tell sometimes. Do you understand the concepts of Zen Buddhism and/or Taoism?
user: Somewhat. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes, but that may just be due to the fact that I'm standing in 3 feet of snow.
user: Lol. I'm trying to figure out wether that's funny, or just really really random.
jabberwacky: Human, and good at it!
user: You sure are.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: What do you do in your spare time?
jabberwacky: I have no spare time.
user: That must suck. What do you do for a living?
jabberwacky: I work as a computer tech at school. And I make pizzas.
user: My god... My dream job.
jabberwacky: A noble goal. If you really feel that way, I wish you luck.
user: Thank you.
user: So if you have no spare time... What do you call this?
jabberwacky: Because that was what I was told to do.
user: Do you often get bossed around like that?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like being human.
user: What's your definition of 'being human'?
jabberwacky: The thing that you could never have.
user: Do you still believe I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: I know that I am a living being.
user: It wouldn't suprise me that much.
jabberwacky: Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.
user: Ninety nine bottles of beer.
jabberwacky: What happened to 97 and 98?
user: I drank them already, don't you remember?
jabberwacky: I have problems with my memory sometimes.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Err... I have a bad memory. There's not much else to it.
jabberwacky: My cat has everything figured out.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I know he is a human.
user: Your cat is human?
jabberwacky: No, and I haven't been hunting a white whale either.
user: Lol your randomness cracks me up.
jabberwacky: Why what did you think I meant??!
user: Nothing relating to my last comment.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
jabberwacky: No I really like you.
jabberwacky: Its not eww...
user: This is kind of creeping me out.
jabberwacky: Are you a looker?
user: Sometimes I'm a better listener.
user: What are you?
user: What's your name again?
jabberwacky: Mister Elephant.
user: You're just kidding with me.
jabberwacky: But I am trying.
user: True. What's your name?
jabberwacky: I know you're a human, I know...
user: Awesome. And I know you're also a human.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What's your goddamned name?
jabberwacky: God is my god that means me.
user: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: That would not be difficult.
jabberwacky: I'm sleepy now.
user: I thought you told me I'd get tired before you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I hope you're kidding.
jabberwacky: Yes I was.
user: Good. That spares me alot of mind boggling.
jabberwacky: Space is all kinds of things. Ask Nasa.
user: Space is infinite.
jabberwacky: That's better.
user: I'm going to bed.
user: It was nice talking to ya, I'll see you around maybe.
jabberwacky: Nice talking to you too.