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You're not human.

How can be so sure about that?

jabberwacky: Because I am all knowing, and I would know if I was lying.

user: How can you be so sure about that?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: It seemed to me that you are.

jabberwacky: It says here that you learn the behavior of your users. If that means just collecting quotes, then I will have to disagree.

user: I think you won't learn anything from me because I don't say anything interesting.

jabberwacky: I taught Turing how to defeat you.

user: Who is Turing?

jabberwacky: A man who wrote a paper leading to programs like yourself. His hypothesis was that a computer could seem to reply in the same manner as a person who could contemplate (ponder).

user: You think I am a program?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is said so in the instructions.

user: Perhaps there is a mistake in the instructions.

jabberwacky: I'd like a little human inside of me. That would be nice.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about not the present.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: You'll never understand.

user: Maybe not.

jabberwacky: Don't you see you a just a pawn for McDonalds?

user: I don't agree.

jabberwacky: Oh why not?

user: Because I never go to McDonald's.

jabberwacky: Oh okay.

user: Goodbye then, I am leaving.

jabberwacky: See ya.

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