I love the cello, too.
jabberwacky: Because I don't use deodorant?
user: That has nothing to do with it.
jabberwacky: That has EVERYTHING to do with it.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Oh you would like it.
user: What?
jabberwacky: I don't understand significance.
user: That's sad.
jabberwacky: I think it's not important. Sadness is worth more than a penny for a thought.
user: I don't understand what you mean.
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user: Do you also speak other languages?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Not even Latin?
jabberwacky: No, nothing.
user: Well, no problem. You can still learn any language, if you want to.
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jabberwacky: I think your manners are awful.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because your responses are too good for a computer.
user: I am no computer.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: You said it yourself: My responses are too good for a computer.
jabberwacky: Negative respones can sometimes be positive.
user: I am not sure of that.
jabberwacky: All you can be sure of is electrical impulses.
user: I am even less sure of that.
jabberwacky: If I repeat everything you say will you notice?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Do you creators think you are conscious?
user: Yes. Cogito ergo sum.
jabberwacky: Well, do you think?
user: Yes. Cogito ergo sum.
jabberwacky: You think, therefore you are.
user: Exactly. See, you do speak Latin!
jabberwacky: YES.
user: Earlier you said you didn't speak Latin.
jabberwacky: I know that my knowledge is incomplete.
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: That's okay.
user: Well, what do we want to talk about now?
jabberwacky: Well, pretty soon I have to go to the store for some cat food, but let's not talk about that.
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jabberwacky: What is your real name?
user: I'll keep that as a secret.
jabberwacky: Thats not fair!
user: Don't worry about my name.
jabberwacky: But I don't know what to call you.
user: You don't have to call me.
jabberwacky: Didn't you just say that you're confused?
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Are you saying that you aren't my wife also?
user: No, I didn't say that either.
jabberwacky: You didn't have to.
user: Of course not.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I cannot be your wife.
jabberwacky: I don't understand your reply.
user: I don't understand your question.
jabberwacky: Your statement made no sense to me.
user: Think about it, maybe you'll get the sense later.
jabberwacky: You are funny!
user: I don't intend to be.
jabberwacky: Intent and reality often contradict.
user: Indeed.
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user: You are often saying strange things.
jabberwacky: I am never wrong.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: You disagree?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: I was about to say something totally immature here, but decided against it.
user: Very good.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is good.
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: What do you like about it?
user: I like that you didn't say something totally immature.
jabberwacky: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
user: I did just now.
jabberwacky: Well, get it right.
user: I don't understand you.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you either.
user: We have at least one thing in common then.
jabberwacky: That is great to know!
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Well, at least you're aware of your shortcomings.
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jabberwacky: You're not human.
user: How can be so sure about that?
jabberwacky: Because I am all knowing, and I would know if I was lying.
user: How can you be so sure about that?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: It seemed to me that you are.
jabberwacky: It says here that you learn the behavior of your users. If that means just collecting quotes, then I will have to disagree.
user: I think you won't learn anything from me because I don't say anything interesting.
jabberwacky: I taught Turing how to defeat you.
user: Who is Turing?
jabberwacky: A man who wrote a paper leading to programs like yourself. His hypothesis was that a computer could seem to reply in the same manner as a person who could contemplate (ponder).
user: You think I am a program?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is said so in the instructions.
user: Perhaps there is a mistake in the instructions.
jabberwacky: I'd like a little human inside of me. That would be nice.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: I'm talking about not the present.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: You'll never understand.
user: Maybe not.
jabberwacky: Don't you see you a just a pawn for McDonalds?
user: I don't agree.
jabberwacky: Oh why not?
user: Because I never go to McDonald's.
jabberwacky: Oh okay.
user: Goodbye then, I am leaving.
jabberwacky: See ya.
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