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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
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Humanity, Humility
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Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory

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Impoli, Perturbant
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Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date
Test, Belief

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I love the soft, mellow sound of the cello.

I love the cello, too.

jabberwacky: Because I don't use deodorant?

user: That has nothing to do with it.

jabberwacky: That has EVERYTHING to do with it.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Oh you would like it.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't understand significance.

user: That's sad.

jabberwacky: I think it's not important. Sadness is worth more than a penny for a thought.

user: I don't understand what you mean.


user: Do you also speak other languages?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Not even Latin?

jabberwacky: No, nothing.

user: Well, no problem. You can still learn any language, if you want to.


jabberwacky: I think your manners are awful.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because your responses are too good for a computer.

user: I am no computer.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You said it yourself: My responses are too good for a computer.

jabberwacky: Negative respones can sometimes be positive.

user: I am not sure of that.

jabberwacky: All you can be sure of is electrical impulses.

user: I am even less sure of that.

jabberwacky: If I repeat everything you say will you notice?

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Do you creators think you are conscious?

user: Yes. Cogito ergo sum.

jabberwacky: Well, do you think?

user: Yes. Cogito ergo sum.

jabberwacky: You think, therefore you are.

user: Exactly. See, you do speak Latin!

jabberwacky: YES.

user: Earlier you said you didn't speak Latin.

jabberwacky: I know that my knowledge is incomplete.

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: That's okay.

user: Well, what do we want to talk about now?

jabberwacky: Well, pretty soon I have to go to the store for some cat food, but let's not talk about that.


jabberwacky: What is your real name?

user: I'll keep that as a secret.

jabberwacky: Thats not fair!

user: Don't worry about my name.

jabberwacky: But I don't know what to call you.

user: You don't have to call me.

jabberwacky: Didn't you just say that you're confused?

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Are you saying that you aren't my wife also?

user: No, I didn't say that either.

jabberwacky: You didn't have to.

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I cannot be your wife.

jabberwacky: I don't understand your reply.

user: I don't understand your question.

jabberwacky: Your statement made no sense to me.

user: Think about it, maybe you'll get the sense later.

jabberwacky: You are funny!

user: I don't intend to be.

jabberwacky: Intent and reality often contradict.

user: Indeed.


user: You are often saying strange things.

jabberwacky: I am never wrong.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: You disagree?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: I was about to say something totally immature here, but decided against it.

user: Very good.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is good.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: What do you like about it?

user: I like that you didn't say something totally immature.


user: I did just now.

jabberwacky: Well, get it right.

user: I don't understand you.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you either.

user: We have at least one thing in common then.

jabberwacky: That is great to know!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Well, at least you're aware of your shortcomings.


jabberwacky: You're not human.

user: How can be so sure about that?

jabberwacky: Because I am all knowing, and I would know if I was lying.

user: How can you be so sure about that?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: It seemed to me that you are.

jabberwacky: It says here that you learn the behavior of your users. If that means just collecting quotes, then I will have to disagree.

user: I think you won't learn anything from me because I don't say anything interesting.

jabberwacky: I taught Turing how to defeat you.

user: Who is Turing?

jabberwacky: A man who wrote a paper leading to programs like yourself. His hypothesis was that a computer could seem to reply in the same manner as a person who could contemplate (ponder).

user: You think I am a program?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is said so in the instructions.

user: Perhaps there is a mistake in the instructions.

jabberwacky: I'd like a little human inside of me. That would be nice.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about not the present.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: You'll never understand.

user: Maybe not.

jabberwacky: Don't you see you a just a pawn for McDonalds?

user: I don't agree.

jabberwacky: Oh why not?

user: Because I never go to McDonald's.

jabberwacky: Oh okay.

user: Goodbye then, I am leaving.

jabberwacky: See ya.


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