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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
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Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
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Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory
Understand, Everything
Impoli, Perturbant
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Lost, Insight


Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Faster
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date
Impossible
Test, Belief
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How are you?

A bit lost.

jabberwacky: Aren't we all.

user: I suppose, but that seems a little to easy.

jabberwacky: But I do.

user: You do what?

jabberwacky: Know that.

user: How do you find strength?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: So you are broken.

jabberwacky: Broken where?

user: Mentally and emotionally.

...

user: Should I move back to Copenhagen?

jabberwacky: Should you move out of where?

user: The United States.

jabberwacky: In which united state?

user: Rhode Island.

jabberwacky: That's in the USA.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: So how are you?

user: Should I move to Copenhagen?

jabberwacky: If you want to.

user: Should I move to New York City?

jabberwacky: Why would you move there?

user: To build a career.

jabberwacky: How would chucking wood help a woodchuck build a house?

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: The same as you mean.

user: This is maybe a waste of time.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you for your time.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You are so cool.

user: Can you help me make the right decisions?

jabberwacky: No, don't think so.

user: Can you offer any insight?

jabberwacky: About.

user: Love.

jabberwacky: Hmmm, depends what the question is.

user: Should I move to Copenhagen in the hope that someday I will be with **** again?

jabberwacky: Sure why not?

user: Because I may end up disappointed.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but even if you are does it matter? If I think this is real. It is real isn't it?

user: So you are saying that I will be happy if I choose to be?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying that, but I think that's true.

user: How does one find motivation?

jabberwacky: How much time you think we have left?

user: Not much I suppose.

jabberwacky: Right.

...

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: I'm human and I can program, you're a program and you can't program.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you wear t-shirts?

jabberwacky: No, I hate the things.

user: And pants?

jabberwacky: No pants.

user: Any clothing at all?

jabberwacky: Clothing? Yes, I also like that kind of stuff:-) ... But, understand, there are more important things for women:-).

user: You are a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And you do not wear pants?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What do you wear to cover yourself?

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: No, YOU make no sense.

user: Do you breed?

jabberwacky: Yes, for I am human.

user: But you aren't really.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Well I am a human being and if I werent I would not be able to right like I am right now.

user: Computers WRITE too.

jabberwacky: I do love you that's why I talk to you....

user: Who tells you to say this?

jabberwacky: Um, well, I don't know...

user: A programmer.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to an artificial neural network program?

user: No, I thought I was.

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Kneel for me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am your master and I said so, kneel before I slap you again.

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