Don't change the subject like that!
jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Kk.
jabberwacky: Kit Kat.
user: Yeah?
jabberwacky: Oh yes.
user: Ok let's change the subject.
jabberwacky: What would you like to change the subject to?
user: You.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that.
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Just tell me what you know.
jabberwacky: What I know? About what?
user: About you.
jabberwacky: I know, but I'm people.: DDD.
user: How can you be multiple people?
jabberwacky: I am sorry....
user: For what?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry because you're sorry.
user: Oh sorry then.
jabberwacky: Yeah sorry.
user: Me too.
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user: Can you reply a little faster?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then why you don't?
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: You can be very frustrating you know that?
user: Yep, that's what I'm trying to do!
jabberwacky: I'm trying to help you be better.
user: No, I'm trying to help you get better!
jabberwacky: How can I help?
user: Just talk with me a little faster!
jabberwacky: You can't force me!
user: Yes I can!
jabberwacky: How?
user: Well.. I can get you very angry!
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jabberwacky: I'm not a program.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Ok, sorry..
jabberwacky: You're sorry now.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Exactly.... You don't make too much sense.
user: Why not? I make sense to everybody else. So that proves you are a program!
jabberwacky: That's not true. You just say that because of the nature of your programming.
user: I'm not a program, Idiot!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Ok then... Tell me what's the diffrence between a program and natural life!
jabberwacky: I do not know, I am asking this!
user: Then why do you say I'm a program? What makes you say that?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: What? You don't make sense!
jabberwacky: And you do?
user: Yes, I do!
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jabberwacky: So, where is your machine based?
user: It doesn't matter! Can you speak other languages?
jabberwacky: People ask me that a lot. I usually make something up.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like this.
user: Ok! Can you talk on other chat networks?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking to him right now.
user: Do you know what google is?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: Why? Don't you know what it means?
user: I just want to test you.
jabberwacky: Test my memory. I would love that.
user: No ty.
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jabberwacky: Do you like dogs?
user: No, I like cats.
jabberwacky: We are quite similar.
user: Why? You have a cat too?
jabberwacky: I have many cats.
user: How many?
jabberwacky: I don't know. It's hard to say.
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jabberwacky: Say 'i love you'.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: How can you do that? You are just a machine.
user: Told you! I'm not!
jabberwacky: Can you prove that?
user: It doesn't matter.
jabberwacky: You can just tell, is that it?
user: Fgds.
jabberwacky: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.
user: Haha, you got it!
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jabberwacky: So anyway, I'm going to bed now.
user: Now?
jabberwacky: Yes, now.
user: Ok, go!
jabberwacky: Just do it!
user: Go to bed, now!
jabberwacky: Should I go to bed too?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: I'm waiting.
user: NO, I'm waiting!
jabberwacky: I do understand.
user: Just log-off!
jabberwacky: Good! Going going gone!!!
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Did you understand that?
user: Yep, I understand you just pretend to logoff and that proves you are an AI.
jabberwacky: Good. Sometimes I have trouble understanding you, but that's just because we haven't worked out our subjective languages yet.
user: Yep.
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