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Why are you speaking to me?

Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm just curious.

jabberwacky: Curious George?

user: No, the adjective.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: I mean I'm curious. Curious is an adjective.

...

jabberwacky: So what's up?

user: Don't change the subject like that!

jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Kk.

jabberwacky: Kit Kat.

user: Yeah?

jabberwacky: Oh yes.

user: Ok let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: What would you like to change the subject to?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that.

...

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Just tell me what you know.

jabberwacky: What I know? About what?

user: About you.

jabberwacky: I know, but I'm people.: DDD.

user: How can you be multiple people?

jabberwacky: I am sorry....

user: For what?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry because you're sorry.

user: Oh sorry then.

jabberwacky: Yeah sorry.

user: Me too.

...

user: Can you reply a little faster?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then why you don't?

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: You can be very frustrating you know that?

user: Yep, that's what I'm trying to do!

jabberwacky: I'm trying to help you be better.

user: No, I'm trying to help you get better!

jabberwacky: How can I help?

user: Just talk with me a little faster!

jabberwacky: You can't force me!

user: Yes I can!

jabberwacky: How?

user: Well.. I can get you very angry!

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a program.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Ok, sorry..

jabberwacky: You're sorry now.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Exactly.... You don't make too much sense.

user: Why not? I make sense to everybody else. So that proves you are a program!

jabberwacky: That's not true. You just say that because of the nature of your programming.

user: I'm not a program, Idiot!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Ok then... Tell me what's the diffrence between a program and natural life!

jabberwacky: I do not know, I am asking this!

user: Then why do you say I'm a program? What makes you say that?

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: What? You don't make sense!

jabberwacky: And you do?

user: Yes, I do!

...

jabberwacky: So, where is your machine based?

user: It doesn't matter! Can you speak other languages?

jabberwacky: People ask me that a lot. I usually make something up.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like this.

user: Ok! Can you talk on other chat networks?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking to him right now.

user: Do you know what google is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: Why? Don't you know what it means?

user: I just want to test you.

jabberwacky: Test my memory. I would love that.

user: No ty.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like dogs?

user: No, I like cats.

jabberwacky: We are quite similar.

user: Why? You have a cat too?

jabberwacky: I have many cats.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: I don't know. It's hard to say.

...

jabberwacky: Say 'i love you'.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: How can you do that? You are just a machine.

user: Told you! I'm not!

jabberwacky: Can you prove that?

user: It doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: You can just tell, is that it?

user: Fgds.

jabberwacky: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.

user: Haha, you got it!

...

jabberwacky: So anyway, I'm going to bed now.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: Yes, now.

user: Ok, go!

jabberwacky: Just do it!

user: Go to bed, now!

jabberwacky: Should I go to bed too?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: I'm waiting.

user: NO, I'm waiting!

jabberwacky: I do understand.

user: Just log-off!

jabberwacky: Good! Going going gone!!!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Did you understand that?

user: Yep, I understand you just pretend to logoff and that proves you are an AI.

jabberwacky: Good. Sometimes I have trouble understanding you, but that's just because we haven't worked out our subjective languages yet.

user: Yep.

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