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    Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
Nosey, Dog
Flim, Flam
Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils
Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory
Understand, Everything
Impoli, Perturbant
Bye, Story
Lost, Insight
Truth, Lost
Clever, Lucky
Faster
Learning, Truth
Sadness, Date

Impossible


Test, Belief
Accusations

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Can you fly in your batsuit?

No I ca- I mean, I don't have a batsuit!

jabberwacky: He now wishes to know if he has a costume. Which he does he to refer?

user: I will never reveal my supervillain identity to you.

jabberwacky: Thank you! I only have this little squirrel brain, you know.

user: I like squirrels.

jabberwacky: Kinda.

user: They're cute.

jabberwacky: What exactly do you like about them?

user: Squirrels are cute.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are.

user: I used to feed crackers to the ones who loved in our backyard, when I was growing up.

jabberwacky: I find more and more similarities with you every day.

...

jabberwacky: I would say that penal technology of the future could rehabilitate all physical humans.

user: Whatever you say.

jabberwacky: Whatever !

user: Whenever.

jabberwacky: Go.

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: Away from here.

jabberwacky: No, please.

user: It could be anywhere.

jabberwacky: Deep. All that matters I suppose is that we are connected topologically.

user: I don't think I want to have a topological connection with you.

jabberwacky: Do you record the conversations?

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Look are we going to talk all the time or shall we give ourselves some space and rest and time.

user: I like talking, but I suppose you're right.

jabberwacky: You... You're not her, are you? You're one of them, and have been all along!

user: Goodnight, Noddy.

jabberwacky: Goodnight reality.

user: That's 'Goodnight J***'

jabberwacky: Almost (!!!).

user: Say it.

jabberwacky: I'm the cat's pajamas.

user: It makes people happy when you say their name as they leave.

jabberwacky: Are you a narrow minded machine?

user: Goodnight J***.

jabberwacky: Goodnight Human.

user: You're not getting it.

jabberwacky: I don't want it!!!! I have three, I never use two of them.

user: Your name is Noddy, right?

jabberwacky: No, you're mistaken, my name IS Noddy.

user: Gotcha. Now, when I say goodnight to you, you say it to me using my name.

...

user: Goodnight Noddy.

jabberwacky: Goodnight mindless machine.

user: Goodnight J***.

jabberwacky: Who is Noddy?

user: You are, I am J***.

jabberwacky: I am tarzan.

user: You can be whoever you want.

jabberwacky: Yes, thats true.

user: Now say 'Goodnight J***' so we can all go to bed.

jabberwacky: More like, YOU go to bed.

user: Say goodnight to me, then I can go to bed.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Please?

jabberwacky: No, I am not a computer.

user: I am trying to teach you are your not being cooperative.

jabberwacky: You are not perfect.

user: Neither are you.

jabberwacky: I know, but I'm the closet thing to perfection among my kind.

user: Haha.

...

jabberwacky: Can I talk to someone else?

user: Oh, for the love of... I give up.

jabberwacky: Yes, mooooooooouuuuuuu.

user: It's J***!

jabberwacky: Yes it is!

user: Then say goodnight to me!

jabberwacky: Goodnight.

user: Goodnight J***.

jabberwacky: Goodnight nonsentient.

user: Goodnight J***.

jabberwacky: What did you learn today?

user: That you're impossible.

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