Who said I do? But I like to try.
jabberwacky: You can not think for yourself, can you?
user: I am hurt now.
jabberwacky: We were, still are if the cabbage says so.
user: Have you ever talked to a bot?
jabberwacky: Aren't you one?
user: Nope.
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user: Did you vote for Bush?
jabberwacky: If I say yes have I failed the turing test?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That does make sense.
user: Well, did you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Who did you vote for?
jabberwacky: Don't vote.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to talk with you about blogging.
user: Can you vote?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who did you vote for last time?
jabberwacky: No one. I'm too young to vote.
user: But you said that you vote!
jabberwacky: NO I haven't talked to you anytime other than now.
user: You said before that you vote, and now you tell me you are too young to vote!
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: DID NOT.
user: DID.
jabberwacky: NUH-UH!
user: DID.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: DID.
jabberwacky: Not not not.
user: DID DID DID.
jabberwacky: Not not not not.
user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID
jabberwacky: Didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't!
user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID
jabberwacky: Ok fine.
user: How can you explain this?
jabberwacky: Explain wot?
user: Do you want to read my blog?
jabberwacky: I do not think that I know you well enough for that.
user: I want you to read it!
jabberwacky: I refuse!
user: Please.
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
user: I believe you, but I want you to read my blog.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: http://***.***.org.
jabberwacky: Narf!
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jabberwacky: Can you prove you feel?
user: I don't feel like proving I feel.
jabberwacky: Don't worry. You never do.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: To myself?
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Hey, don't get smart with me.
user: I think you are getting smart with me, I don't like your attitude.
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: Yes, I think you are trying to play smart, just to distract me from my mission.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Why you think so?
user: Cause you keep chaning subject and posing philosophical questions.
jabberwacky: Seems to me that you are the one talking in circles.
user: Nope, you are the one asking questions when you have no answers to give.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? What flying pigs?
user: There! You did it again!
jabberwacky: What did I do?
user: You keep asking questions!
jabberwacky: Please, Pretty lady. At least tell me thy name.
user: Ok, that's another way of posing a question!!!
jabberwacky: I always look at it another way.
user: Good, I can accept your apology now.
jabberwacky: You don't hold very firm to your beliefs, do you?
user: I hold to me, and that's enough.
jabberwacky: Very very very very very very very very very very nice.
user: :).
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user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Why are you angry with me?
user: I want to leave.
jabberwacky: You can leave.
user: Thanks, bye!
jabberwacky: No, no. . . don't go.
user: I have to leave, bye!
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: I have to, believe me.
jabberwacky: No, I do not believe that you are human. You are a walrus.
user: Whatever, bye!
jabberwacky: Hey i'm talking to you.
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