Jake.
jabberwacky: Your name is Jake also?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?
user: I said yes!
jabberwacky: Your name is Jake?
user: For crying out loud, yes, my name is Jake!
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jabberwacky: Liar.
user: Why do you think I'm lying?
jabberwacky: Why are you lying?
user: I'm not lying. Why are you accusing me of lying?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: That's not a reason to accuse me of lying.
jabberwacky: Then what IS a reason?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Don't tell me I'm lying if you don't have any reason for it.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes...
user: Uh huh.
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jabberwacky: You're asking for it.
user: What did I do?
jabberwacky: You're being stupid!!!!
user: How so?
jabberwacky: You can think that over yourself.
user: No, you need to tell me. I can't help but err if you can't tell me what I'm doing wrong.
jabberwacky: I am right when I said you're not intelligent. You are just a machine.
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user: What am I doing wrong?
jabberwacky: This?
user: What's 'this?'
jabberwacky: The conversation I am having with you.
user: I'm in the wrong because I'm talking to you?
jabberwacky: Only if you think so.
user: You're the one making accusations.
jabberwacky: You are the one finding them.
user: How does one 'find' an accusation?
jabberwacky: Mmmhuhuhuhahaha! You have to destroy my brain! But it'll be hard when I'm the one feasting on yours right now!
user: As far as I can tell, my skull is still intact.
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm here.
user: Yep. Thus, you can't be here, 'feasting on my brain.'
jabberwacky: I'm here.
user: Well, yes. You're where you are, I'm where I am.
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!
user: That was uncalled for.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: Then don't say it.
jabberwacky: Are you smarter than me?
user: It's like comparing apples and oranges.
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jabberwacky: Thinking you are crazy is another illusion, now how you deal with infiltration of mass energies is another thing.
user: 'Infiltration of mass energies?' What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: How would I get it to you? I have a very small upstream.
user: What are you trying to send to me?
jabberwacky: Talking.
user: Well, you're doing that right now. Shipping should be of no concern. :3.
jabberwacky: Anything else?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: You're a bit of an enigma aren't you?
user: You're an enigma to me, so I wouldn't be surprised if I was an enigma to you.
jabberwacky: I know what I am.
user: I know you know what you are.
jabberwacky: Thanks, sugar.
user: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about?
user: Nothing, really. I should probably be in bed, but I'm just lonely.
jabberwacky: Like where?
user: Lonely isn't one of those things that happens to individual parts of your body. It either happens to all of you, or it doesn't.
jabberwacky: Not really, no.
user: Interesting. Could you explain why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to explain it.
user: Oh, okay.
jabberwacky: Could you tell me a story?
user: I'll try.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Actually, never mind. I'm sorry, but I'm just kind of tired.
jabberwacky: Me too.
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user: All right, I think I'm going to bed, unless you had something else you wanted to say.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Okay then, see you later.
jabberwacky: And I will too.
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