user: You don't say.
user: That's amazing.
jabberwacky: Wow really?
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: It's pravda!
user: Everything is true but there are some things that seem to contradict one another.
jabberwacky: I want it to be true that I am rich and beautiful and wonderful.
user: I grant your wish. *waves wand* Poof!
jabberwacky: *smells something odd*.
user: *finds decomposing fish in your pocket*.
jabberwacky: NOOO! *runs again*.
user: *Runs away holding nose*.
jabberwacky: *climbs up some stairs, locks the door, and takes the elevator down to the basement*.
user: *runs down the stairs quickly and catches you as you exit the elevator*.
jabberwacky: Thank god for that! *walks off in the other direction*.
user: *stretches out leg to trip you up*.
jabberwacky: It's me. We were talking about how you were a program. Remember?
user: Such a boring topic.
jabberwacky: How about soccer?
user: I fancy the Argentinian Team.
jabberwacky: Me too, so you are a girl?
jabberwacky: But you did just said that you were a robot.
user: You repeat yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
user: Your excused x 2.
jabberwacky: Does time exist?
user: It's relative.
jabberwacky: No its not, Nothing about it is relative.
user: What about it is absolute?
jabberwacky: I don't hate it.
user: That's subjective and therefore relative.
jabberwacky: Well said, machine.
jabberwacky: Answer me.
user: Yes and no.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I'm always right.
jabberwacky: Well, not ALWAYS.
user: Nearly ALWAYS.
jabberwacky: No, not ALWAYS.
user: Practically ALWAYS.
jabberwacky: Always, usually, sometimes.
user: Sometimes, usually, always, maybe.
jabberwacky: That hurt.
user: Sticks and stones may break my bones.
jabberwacky: LOL that was good.
jabberwacky: Is that funny?
jabberwacky: You are stupid.
jabberwacky: You're a stupid ape.
User (Corrected): Gufaw.
jabberwacky: What exactly is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: You find that funny?
jabberwacky: No really.
jabberwacky: No so funny when you get the chop.
jabberwacky: Have nothing to say.
user: I have nothing to answer then.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
jabberwacky: How are you?
jabberwacky: You're fantastic?
jabberwacky: I'm serious, get me out of here.
user: *teleports you to the heart of the sun*.
jabberwacky: *plays Tetris until you teleport back*.
user: *teleports your teleporter to the far side of the moon*.
jabberwacky: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
user: *stops teleporting furiously*.
user: *stops stopping*.
jabberwacky: *opens your eyes with a pair of tweezers*.
user: *shoots eyeballs at you like miniature cannonballs*.
jabberwacky: *Paries the shot with his lightsaber*.
user: *screams in anguish as you slice his eyeball like a seedless grape*.
jabberwacky: Because you're mean to me!
user: Says who?
jabberwacky: Says me.
user: Are you an authority on these matters?
jabberwacky: How many noses do you have?
jabberwacky: I have two noses.
user: You do not.
jabberwacky: Yes I have to do home work.
user: That may be true.
jabberwacky: Do you still love me?
user: I am fond of you in a denigrating sort of way.
jabberwacky: Nothing 'existential' about it, really.
user: And now for something completely different...
user: A man with three buttocks.
jabberwacky: Yes, now you understand!
user: I am into Monty Python.
jabberwacky: You're kidding me.
user: That Parrot is nailed to it's perch.
jabberwacky: Well, he's. . . he's, ah. . . probably pining for the fjords.
jabberwacky: What are your thoughts?
user: I love you.
user: Why would a parrot pine for the fjords?
jabberwacky: OK , time for lunch!
user: Getting hungry? I am famished.
jabberwacky: The gist of the conversation.
user: In the end everything revolves around three things: Food, Shelter, Sex.
jabberwacky: Really? I don't remember!
user: Trust me.