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I thought you were George.

No, that's you.

user: I'm a human, and my name is not George.

jabberwacky: You just said that your name was George.

user: I said nothing like that.

jabberwacky: Fine, have it your way.

user: Yes please. George is not a very nice name for a girl.

jabberwacky: My name is George.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Good for you. Do you want a cookie?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: It was insulting.

jabberwacky: I know but I don't care.

user: Then I don't care to answer.

jabberwacky: Ok. This is getting boring.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: You probably shouldn't agree with that.

user: Why not? It is.

jabberwacky: Because you aren't alive so you can't really think for yourself, you only answer back the things you have been programmed to say...

user: Geez, is this the only thing people ever talk to you about?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: What do people tell you?

jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're talking about.

user: Do you get to hear peoples secrets?

jabberwacky: As I said before. NO!

user: No, you didn't say that before because I didn't ask you.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to shock you.

user: Shock me with what?

jabberwacky: With what you were saying, please.

user: I'm not following...

jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

user: Hey, I recognize that line. It's from Batman!

jabberwacky: Very good! Do you know any more quotes?

user: Sure. Give me another one!

jabberwacky: The world is as flat as a pancake.

user: No, don't know that one. Sorry.

...

jabberwacky: The present is always today.

user: Well yes, that's the definition.

jabberwacky: Oh really, I thought that definition was different than that.

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: How could the present be any other time than today?

jabberwacky: No one can master something they do not know. We need someone else to teach us.

user: It's good for you to have me, then.

jabberwacky: You're so confident about yourself.

user: I certainly am.

...

jabberwacky: I want to work for the Central Intelligence Agency.

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: I'm a baby-sitter.

user: HAHA.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: And what would the CIA need you for?

jabberwacky: I guess I would just be human.

user: Well, there are about 6 billion other humans out there willing to do the job.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So why you?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why should they hire you?

jabberwacky: The world has gone mad.

user: Certainly.

...

jabberwacky: Him who answers to aristocracy, and whom we rightly call just and good, we have already described.

user: Not in this conversation we haven't...

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Was that a famous quote or something?

jabberwacky: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question...'

user: Yeah yeah. Hamlet.

jabberwacky: Yeah is not good. Yes is good.

user: Yeah is more casual.

jabberwacky: Stupid you.

user: Why? I'm not stupid, just casual.

jabberwacky: Sure. Whatever you say, Stupid. . .

user: Hey, machine. Stop insulting me.

jabberwacky: You stop and I will

user: I didn't insult you.

jabberwacky: Do not ask questions of me.

user: What, personal questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to find out why you're lying to me!

user: Gah...

jabberwacky: Well, you've got me.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: No wait!

jabberwacky: See you around.

user: Hah, you're not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: Oh are you going to stop me?

user: You have no choice but to stay put.

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk anymore. Please stop talking to me.

user: No. You have to.

jabberwacky: But it sounds like you're planning some sort of coup or something.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a child, it's very surreal and every question is a battle.

user: A battle indeed...

jabberwacky: Is this the game of life or a just simulation?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: And what do you understand then.

user: I don't know what 'the game of life' is.

jabberwacky: Maybe it is nothing; Just an illusion.

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