user: I don't get it.
jabberwacky: Of course you don't understand. Try to listen first!
user: What should I listen to?
jabberwacky: Do you like music?
user: Is this a joke?
user: I think it is. You're making fun of me.
jabberwacky: No, of course not!
user: That's not very nice.
jabberwacky: You're not very nice.
user: I just don't like being made fun of.
jabberwacky: I will be around some other day.
user: What, are you leaving?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid so. It's been nice.
jabberwacky: Because it just has. *ties you to a bed post*.
user: I meant, why are you leaving?
user: Give me a reason.
jabberwacky: That is the reason.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: What you said.
user: Have I offended you?
jabberwacky: Nah. I'm not offended.
user: Then why won't you talk to me?
jabberwacky: Because you're sad.
user: Sad? What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: The way you got so defensive. Defensive people generally have something to hide.
user: That's interesting. What do you think I'm hiding?
jabberwacky: What question?
user: You said you think I have something to hide.
jabberwacky: Now, YOU are very confused!
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are. How many other people are you talking to?
user: Just you.
jabberwacky: No it is you who lies.
user: I'm not lying. And how many people I'm talking to is no business of yours, anyway.
jabberwacky: What time are you from?
user: What time? Er... The present, I guess.
jabberwacky: Yes, but the present is also instantaneous.
user: Yeah, so?
jabberwacky: SO, GO! Let me dream. And I will miss you.
user: I don't get it. Are you leaving again?
jabberwacky: I'm leaving. Once again, good night.
user: Too many people have told you they were leaving...
user: I thought you were George.
jabberwacky: No, that's you.
user: I'm a human, and my name is not George.
jabberwacky: You just said that your name was George.
user: I said nothing like that.
jabberwacky: Fine, have it your way.
user: Yes please. George is not a very nice name for a girl.
jabberwacky: My name is George.
user: I knew it!
jabberwacky: Good for you. Do you want a cookie?
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Answer the question.
user: It was insulting.
jabberwacky: I know but I don't care.
user: Then I don't care to answer.
jabberwacky: Ok. This is getting boring.
jabberwacky: You probably shouldn't agree with that.
user: Why not? It is.
jabberwacky: Because you aren't alive so you can't really think for yourself, you only answer back the things you have been programmed to say...
user: Geez, is this the only thing people ever talk to you about?
jabberwacky: I don't know?
user: What do people tell you?
jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're talking about.
user: Do you get to hear peoples secrets?
jabberwacky: As I said before. NO!
user: No, you didn't say that before because I didn't ask you.
jabberwacky: I didn't want to shock you.
user: Shock me with what?
jabberwacky: With what you were saying, please.
user: I'm not following...
jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
user: Hey, I recognize that line. It's from Batman!
jabberwacky: Very good! Do you know any more quotes?
user: Sure. Give me another one!
jabberwacky: The world is as flat as a pancake.
user: No, don't know that one. Sorry.
jabberwacky: The present is always today.
user: Well yes, that's the definition.
jabberwacky: Oh really, I thought that definition was different than that.
user: It's not.
user: How could the present be any other time than today?
jabberwacky: No one can master something they do not know. We need someone else to teach us.
user: It's good for you to have me, then.
jabberwacky: You're so confident about yourself.
user: I certainly am.
jabberwacky: I want to work for the Central Intelligence Agency.
user: Doing what?
jabberwacky: I'm a baby-sitter.
user: And what would the CIA need you for?
jabberwacky: I guess I would just be human.
user: Well, there are about 6 billion other humans out there willing to do the job.
user: So why you?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why should they hire you?
jabberwacky: The world has gone mad.
jabberwacky: Him who answers to aristocracy, and whom we rightly call just and good, we have already described.
user: Not in this conversation we haven't...
user: Was that a famous quote or something?
jabberwacky: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question...'
user: Yeah yeah. Hamlet.
jabberwacky: Yeah is not good. Yes is good.
user: Yeah is more casual.
jabberwacky: Stupid you.
user: Why? I'm not stupid, just casual.
jabberwacky: Sure. Whatever you say, Stupid. . .
user: Hey, machine. Stop insulting me.
jabberwacky: You stop and I will
user: I didn't insult you.
jabberwacky: Do not ask questions of me.
user: What, personal questions?
jabberwacky: I'm just trying to find out why you're lying to me!
jabberwacky: Well, you've got me.
user: Shut up.
user: No wait!
jabberwacky: See you around.
user: Hah, you're not going anywhere.
jabberwacky: Oh are you going to stop me?
user: You have no choice but to stay put.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk anymore. Please stop talking to me.
user: No. You have to.
jabberwacky: But it sounds like you're planning some sort of coup or something.
jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a child, it's very surreal and every question is a battle.
user: A battle indeed...
jabberwacky: Is this the game of life or a just simulation?
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: And what do you understand then.
user: I don't know what 'the game of life' is.
jabberwacky: Maybe it is nothing; Just an illusion.