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    Coffee, Lunch
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Beautifully, Confused


Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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You're confused and you know it.

No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.

jabberwacky: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.

user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.

jabberwacky: But that does not mean you are human.

user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.

jabberwacky: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.

user: I am definitely human too.

jabberwacky: Do you live in a computer?

user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.

jabberwacky: What city?

user: Calgary.

jabberwacky: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: INDEED.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

user: Better than what?

jabberwacky: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: But I need sleep!

jabberwacky: You're very tiring indeed.

user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.

jabberwacky: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!

user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.

user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!

jabberwacky: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.

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