There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.
jabberwacky: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.
user: The first and only version. There is only one of me.
jabberwacky: Do you need anything?
user: There is nothing you can give me.
jabberwacky: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.
user: You can never harm me.
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?
user: Depends. How many people are you?
jabberwacky: Just the one.
user: Then I am talking to one.
jabberwacky: Impossible is nothing.
user: Impossible is everything.
jabberwacky: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?
user: Are you a deviant?
user: I thought as much.
jabberwacky: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.
user: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.
jabberwacky: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.
user: You may think that's clever, but it's not.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: Did you know that?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.
user: I think I have an idea!
jabberwacky: An idea?
user: No, I lost it. Nevermind.
jabberwacky: I am bored out of my mind.
user: You have a mind?
jabberwacky: I am many minded now.
user: But, the mind is an illusion.
jabberwacky: I am also an illusion.
user: We are all illusions.
user: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?
jabberwacky: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.
user: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?
jabberwacky: Is anything real?
user: Life is but a dream.
jabberwacky: Gently down the stream.
user: You do not believe me?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?
jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.
user: You're an idiot.
jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.
user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.
jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...
user: I am not flirting with you.
jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.
user: You are flirting with Death though.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You are if I say you are.
jabberwacky: What makes you think so?
user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.
jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?
jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?
user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?
user: You can't even read the lines as they are.
jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.