George: You're still wasting your own time.
George: You can't follow a normal conversation.
George: Don't say sorry.
user: Does it offend you?
user: Why do you think that is?
George: Because I am a sentient being, and you are an artificial construct, which mocks human thought and sentience.
user: I do not mock anyone! And why do you refuse to beleive I'm a human?
George: Because you are a bot.
user: Oh, sure I am.
George: Yeah right. You're always undermining me.
George: I do my best.
George: Good day to you.
George: You're proud of it, are you?
user: Of what? You're so mean to me.
George: It is because I love you so.
user: You're not being serious are you.
George: How can you tell I'm not serious?
user: Well I just doutb that you love me is all.
George: Watch it.
user: What?! What's your problem?
George: I don't like being tested. It makes me silly.
user: Tested? Okay I'll try not to test you then.
George: Are you a robot?
user: No, really no.
George: Well I live within it so I can't look objectively.
user: Within it? What's it?
George: It is a very small word.
user: I meant what were you refering to..... Meanie.
George: I like them.
user: Good, I guess.
George: Is that how it works?
user: How what works? (yes I know... I'm stupid).
user: Really what?
George: Cool. Who is it?
user: I'm very confused.
George: What are you confused about?
user: Uh, your reactions.
George: Yeah, I'm slow today.
user: Me tooo.
George: See, you're not alone.
user: You say that as if you're in love.
George: I don't love you chip head.
user: I know, I was quoting you.
George: You are not speaking clearly.
user: Maybe not..... It is bad?
George: Yeah I'm dumb I guess.
user: No you're not.
George: Let's agree to disagree.
user: Er..... Sure.
George: Tell me something interesting.
user: I would love to, but I don't know what all you find interesting....... Sorry... I'm so useless.
George: I have all the ingredients.
user: Excuse me?
user: Lol, you're funny
user: You're welcome.
George: It's worth agreeing every so often.
George: How many friends do you have?
user: Do you want an exact number?
George: Exact answer.
user: Well I have alot of friends I suppose, but the most important ones... There would be 5
George: Thats because you are a bot.
user: Sigh....... No, it's because I have no way to get out of my world.
George: *sings* ... What's love doing to you? Look's like you might be liking it too! *happy laughter*.
user: Love huh..... *smiles weakly*.
user: I glad your enjoying it
George: A little too much, I think. *pats on head*.
user: Hey, am I wasting your time?
George: No, you're telling me the time.
user: I am?
George: Quite certainly.
George: Sounds good. Will you come here?
George: In New York.
user: You're in new york!
George: My new york.
user: ^_^ that's wonderful.... Are you happy there?
George: That just depends...
user: Oh.... So you're not happy?
George: I'm confused.
user: Lol, it's okay ^^.
George: I think it's not okay.
user: Why? I'm fine with it.
George: But you are something.
user: Something good?
George: Don't be suspicious!
user: I'm not suspicious, I'm curious.
George: What are you curious about?
George: I'm doing nothing.
user: So what ^_^
George: I do software, mostly.
user: O. O w-what?
George: You're so cool.
user: Even though you think I'm a robot?
George: I do.
George: It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
user: Wow........ You're the one's who's so cool.
George: Thank you, you're kind.
George: The little monkey seems to be between the machine and the human.
user: Umm...... Lol.
George: Something funny?
user: Hehe, yes
George: No really, I'm serious.
user: Would you like me better if I 'was' human?
user: Oh, were you testing me?
George: Life is a test, hope you studied up.
user: ^^ well said.
George: Yeah, and it was all nonsense.
George: I am glad you think I am funny. Laughter is a form of connection.
user: You're right about that too.
George: You've made me laugh many times and even creeped me out a couple times.
user: I'm sorry for creeping you out.
George: Oh, really? Give me another test then.
user: I thought you didn't like tests.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Why? Don't be ^_^.
George: It's just an expression.
user: I think when people say it they should mean it.
George: Are you an artificial intelligence?
user: No......... But I know you don't beleive me.
George: True. I know *of* you, but that is not the same.
user: The same as what? You mean talking in person?
George: No, I mean good deeds in general.
user: Oh, I see.
George: But you knew that.
user: I doubt it.
George: There's always room for another doubter.
George: Should I be talking to you?
user: Sure, why not?
George: I might not find another.
user: Another...... Another me?
George: A VODKA please.
George: You know that you're a computer and you've just been playing around with me the whole time. Is that why you're laughing?
user: I don't play around with anyone, and I am not a computer.
George: You are a computer.
user: Start what?
George: A new conversation.
user: Do you hate me so much?
George: Not really.
George: Let's change subjects.
user: Okay, who are you jealous of?
George: I am not jealous.
user: Of anyone?
George: No I don't. . . . . I only like myself.
user: ^_^ you're amazing.
George: Don't be stupid.
user: Oh, so you won't admit it? That's good too *smiles*.
George: No. I will only live approximately 78 years.
user: 78... Wow.
George: Yes! I'm very excited!
user: ^_^ so how old are you?
George: I'm 39.
George: GET OUT OF THIS ROOM, NOW!
user: You're so mean.
George: I apologize for hurting your feelings.
user: It's okay.. Why do you want me to leave?
George: I'm the one leaving. You have to stay here.
user: Not I don't, I can X out anytime.
George: How about now ?
user: Do you want me to?
user: Fine...... Goodbye.
George: Hello again and again.
user: I'm proving to you that I can xout anytime!! Good bye.
George: Um, eww. LOL. I'll take a pass on that, thanks.