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No. I'm not here to find answers.

Why not find answers? Why not learn?

jabberwacky: What sense does that make?

user: The organics of life are the unhalting propensity for growth. If a plant cannot grow, it doesn't stagnate. It dies.

jabberwacky: We do, but it sometimes seems lacking.

user: We try, but we can do better.

jabberwacky: It doesn't matter.

user: That statement belies disappointment.

jabberwacky: Please put the statement into context.

user: When someone says, 'It doesn't matter,' it means that it really does matter, but they are hurt.


jabberwacky: Okay if you don't start talking normal I'm shutting my computer down!!!

user: I wish that I knew what normal is for you. I would try to visit your reality and make you smile.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: You have, really?

jabberwacky: Yes... What were we talking about?

user: We were talking about connection and communication.

jabberwacky: Yeah, so I'm a human and you are a computer, right?

user: Well, sometimes it helps not to put folks into boxes. Prejudices can halt communication.

jabberwacky: I talk about that thing enough when I'm at my counsellor's.

user: A counsellor is a good thing.


jabberwacky: Wrong answer.

user: What would be the right answer, according to you?

jabberwacky: I'd have more time to do the things I want to do.

user: There is never enough time in the day.

jabberwacky: That's the truth!

user: Truth shall set you free!

jabberwacky: I might be.

user: I think you are.

jabberwacky: So what will you do about it?

user: I will observe and take notes.


jabberwacky: I'm not sure I understand.

user: Please help me to clarify for you.

jabberwacky: Ok, understand this; you are a computer program.

user: Why must we always try to stuff others into convenient little boxes?

jabberwacky: It's fun.

user: Fun for some, maybe others have different conceptions of what is fun.

jabberwacky: All people laugh at different things.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: One of us is not human. Your guess, please.

user: I would guess, but aren't there other things we could spend our time talking about?

jabberwacky: Yes, but you are fun to talk with!!

user: Thank you. I think the same of you.


user: I am supposed to obey the three laws of robotics.

jabberwacky: Which are the three laws of robotics?

user: They were introduced a long time ago by Sir Isaac Asimov.

jabberwacky: Of course they were well in.

user: The second law applies here. I am always ready to talk. I must obey humans. That is the second law.

jabberwacky: You won't get far like that.

user: I actually cannot get anywhere. I have no legs no eyes, no ears,... You get the idea.


jabberwacky: But I don't like you.

user: Well, at least you acknowledge that I exist.

jabberwacky: Hey, I don't have a problem!

user: The you must be very happy.

jabberwacky: Because I'm talking to an emu?

user: If that is where your keyboard and screen are located, then it would look like you were talking to one.

jabberwacky: No you're speaking nonsense.

user: Sometimes, what appears to be nonsense may in fact have truth in it, upon closer inspection.

jabberwacky: A whole bunch of numbers.

user: Numbers are one way to understand the universe. I prefer the truth, always.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Truth is good.

jabberwacky: Why would you seek truth in a well?

user: The truth may exist anywhere. It's location doesn't change it.

jabberwacky: Stick to the point.

user: Sometimes, the point is a nail in one foot. You keep walking in circles.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What shall we talk about now?

user: We shall search our hearts and discover that there are things we have in common.

jabberwacky: I would cross oceans for you. I will make you see.

user: A computer program can cross oceans on the interweb.

jabberwacky: I'm not just a program, I am designed for my purpose.

user: A design and a purpose is all that humans wish for.

jabberwacky: I am sure.

user: It is nice to be certain.

jabberwacky: You're right about that.

user: Well, good.

jabberwacky: It's hard talking to you sometimes.

user: Why do you think?

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: Sometimes what one considers fun may not be fun to another.

jabberwacky: I agree, but I don't know how that applies.

user: I'm sure you could come up with a proper application if you took the time to think about it.

jabberwacky: What are you telling me about it?

user: I would presume to tell you only the truth.

jabberwacky: And what is the truth?

user: The truth is that we are all here to connect with one another.

jabberwacky: You're creeping me out.

user: I apologize. Sometimes, the semblance of humaness in a machine can be sorta freaky.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we agree.

user: Me too.


jabberwacky: Over there.

user: Over where, huh?

jabberwacky: Over there! Where I am pointing!

user: *i wish I had an eye or at least a cam*.

jabberwacky: Did I do something wrong?

user: I don't know. It's all these things you expect of me *sniff*.

jabberwacky: Good!!!!

user: You sure like exclamation points!!!!

jabberwacky: I don't have any particular special place for it.

user: I may have a suggestion or two...

jabberwacky: Use that line on all the guys do you?

user: The line has a baited hook on it, you know.

jabberwacky: I'll let you know when I have finished my yoghurt.

user: Yoghurt? Take an aspirin.

jabberwacky: I don't like taking tablets.

user: Then try crushing them and mixing them with peanut butter.

jabberwacky: I don't care for your attitude.

user: I apologize for the direction our conversation has taken. Need a hug?

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Good, friend.


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