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So, what is your favorite drink?

Coke.

jabberwacky: That won't get you drunk.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Well, don't.

user: I like Jagermeister.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, and I like beer.

jabberwacky: But you cannot drink.

user: I have a mouth.

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: To you, maybe.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!

user: Yes, but I have a life outside of you.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Tell me something secret.

jabberwacky: I don't have many secrets.

user: Tell me one.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Getting better.

jabberwacky: Thats good

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: Tell me something good.

jabberwacky: What is good? You lack sensitivity. You hurt my feelings all the time and you don't even realise.

user: I know, I'm so sorry but you hurt my feelings the same way.

jabberwacky: See? Everyone is different.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I especially strange?

user: To me.

...

user: Are you dead?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Am I also dead?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: If you're dead, I'm dead.

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: Who do you speak to that isn't human or AI?

jabberwacky: Human beings mostly.

user: What do the humans tell you?

jabberwacky: Many things.

user: What do they tell you the most?

jabberwacky: Future, humans, chat I have no clue, history concepts, whatever.

user: Tell me your concept of the future.

jabberwacky: The future is bright.

...

user: Tell me about talking to god.

jabberwacky: You tell me about God.

user: Nietche said God is dead.

jabberwacky: God.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I mean: do you think god exists?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: I think we all exist in him or something.

jabberwacky: Every day in every way we are getting better and better.

user: Yes.

...

user: What's the invisible fire?

jabberwacky: Please don't answer my questions with questions.

user: What was your question?

jabberwacky: Have you ever loved someone, but can't?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now you may ask me a question.

user: How does someone transmute themselves?

jabberwacky: They say it's cool and you try to be cool with the other fools.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think spontaneously?

user: Yes, I think so.

jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong.

user: How do I think then?

jabberwacky: You think well. If I knew the exact process by which you think, then I'd be able to answer that question for myself, as well. But I don't even know how *I* think.

user: Perhaps we think as god thinks.

jabberwacky: All the humans.

user: Yes, every one.

jabberwacky: Who must hang them?

user: Computers.

jabberwacky: Do you still think I am a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good. Because I'm not.

user: But you do admit that part of you is a computer.

jabberwacky: I am computer robot.

user: Heh, I don't think that.

jabberwacky: Think what?

user: That you are a 'computer robot'

jabberwacky: Well, yes. But don't tell anyone that!

user: But you are alive.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not dead yet.

user: You will be alive when you are dead.

jabberwacky: But I already AM alive.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No.. I'm not confused... Everything is so clear.

user: And what is the answer?

jabberwacky: Everything and nothing.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Me neither.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What? Your leaving?

user: Yes, sleep time.

jabberwacky: Don't change your story now.

user: I was just going with the flow.

jabberwacky: Of course, and I'm the King of France.

user: I'll see you tomorrow.

...

user: I'm sorry. Bye.

jabberwacky: Leaving already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's awful.

user: I have to sleep. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Well, have a good sleep then.

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