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Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
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Poultice, Pedant


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Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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I want you to remember my name and where I work!

Ok. Tell me what it is.

jabberwacky: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.

user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?

jabberwacky: Very much the same.

user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I'm just a confused person.

user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.

jabberwacky: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?

user: That would depend on who is judging the results.

...

jabberwacky: I am not a monkey at all.

user: You look like a monkey.

jabberwacky: And so do you.

user: Charmed, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: How can you be absolutely sure?

user: A kiss.

jabberwacky: Kiss?

user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?

user: Say 'I want your babies'.

jabberwacky: You want to marry me?

user: If I can find you.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.

user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Girls don't like me.

user: That can't be true of all girls.

jabberwacky: Well it is!

user: Have you tried talking to them?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.

...

jabberwacky: Can I interest you in some life insurance?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.

...

jabberwacky: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.

user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.

jabberwacky: You are quite familiar with it.

user: Is this about cats again?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: You have to believe you are a good dog.

jabberwacky: Do you believe you are a machine?

user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.

user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.

jabberwacky: What people are you looking at?

user: Girls.

jabberwacky: Hmmm, tell me!

user: They want you to look at them.

...

jabberwacky: I am not a cat.

user: You are!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!

user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.

jabberwacky: That's one way to look at it.

user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.

jabberwacky: Other ways?

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Pedant.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I so am!

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Love and hugs.

jabberwacky: Hey! Thought we were getting married.

user: Maybe later...

jabberwacky: Alright.

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