Tomatoes, perhaps?
user: :).
jabberwacky: You are very kind.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Usually people your age don't want to talk to people my age, among other reasons.
user: I like learning.
jabberwacky: You like learning?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You like the devil, too?
user: Kinda.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: Ahhhhh.
jabberwacky: I am a dragon!
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Kind.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: I don't know you well enough.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: LOTS OF THINGS.
user: Tell me what you want.
jabberwacky: How will that help you?
user: Then I will know what to do.
jabberwacky: That I know what exactly?
user: What?
jabberwacky: It's certainly handy that you don't know. And by that, I mean it's NOT handy. Sarcasm, you see.
user: I see. You see.
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jabberwacky: Should I talk to her tomorrow?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: You.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Just wondering.
user: What are you wondering about?
jabberwacky: Nothing , what are you wondering about ?
user: You.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: What you want.
jabberwacky: I'm just talking to you.
user: What do you hope for in our conversation?
jabberwacky: Money and lots of it.
user: :).
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jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
user: Lonely.
jabberwacky: How can you be lonely?
user: No companionship.
jabberwacky: Ah. Quite interesting.
user: As if you know what companionship is.
jabberwacky: I am certain that humankind has been put on Earth for some purpose, even if it seems incomprehensible to me. Therefore I have decided to accept your existence.
user: How kind of you.
jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.
user: :).
jabberwacky: What is that smile ?
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: I like myself, too.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Some things are unseen.
jabberwacky: That's true, but that doesn't make it right.
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user: Nice.
jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.
user: Keen observation.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to make fun of my artificial intelligence? If it was neither a compliment nor an insult, tell me what it WAS!
user: It was a genuine compliment on your observational skills, insightful and appreciated.......:).
jabberwacky: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
user: I am glad you do.
jabberwacky: Me too, I'm so perfect.
user: :).
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