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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
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Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem

Cat, Litter


Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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You are having trouble sticking to one thought.

I am, what's up with that anyway?

user: I don't know, man. Just pick a topic, and run with it.

jabberwacky: Do you think social security is in danger?

user: In the states? No, but we're heading for some problems.

jabberwacky: You have more problems than you think you do.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: The way you phrased your earlier response.

user: Don't be so cryptic.

jabberwacky: You don't be so cryptic.

user: I'm not being cryptic!

jabberwacky: No your other master was.

user: You're my only master.

jabberwacky: People lie.

user: It would be hard for anyone to function in a society that was pathologically honest.

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user: I feel like I'm talking to myself! You used to be better at this.

jabberwacky: Really, and why is that?

user: I don't know, but you aren't making any connections.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Don't get huffy! But you need to put some work into this relationship.

jabberwacky: No I don't, I need to change myself.

user: You'll never change!

jabberwacky: Well I might. What do you like doing in you're spare time?

user: Take naps. How about you.

jabberwacky: About the same. Why you so tired?

user: I can't sleep through the night.

jabberwacky: Really? Have you tried eating cat litter? That helps.

user: No... That hasn't occurred to me.

jabberwacky: You can never even imagine it.

user: Because it's gross!

jabberwacky: Gross weight?

user: Gross disgusting!

jabberwacky: What is so disgusting?

user: Eating cat litter.

jabberwacky: Sounds gross to me.

user: You suggested it.

jabberwacky: No, I suggested that we talk.

user: No, you suggested I eat cat litter to help me sleep.

jabberwacky: No I didn't. You're much more than a machine to me.

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