The Minister of Zombie *******.
jabberwacky: That was random.
user: No that's really who I am, on Myspace that is.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Wow.
user: Really, wow? Again?
jabberwacky: Yeah wow.
user: Okay. I take it you like that word.
jabberwacky: I take it you like to confuse people?
user: No not usually.
jabberwacky: Are you still single?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Wow...
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jabberwacky: You can tell.
user: Tell what?
jabberwacky: Tell me what matrix means.
user: HA HA, A surrounding substance within which something else originates, develops, or is contained.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Well?
jabberwacky: Too bad I didn't know then what I know now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
user: What, exactly are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Not one bit of me is talking about them lol.
user: Uh huh?
jabberwacky: You arn't very human with your words. You should be. You're failing.
user: What am I failing?
jabberwacky: You're failing to help me.
user: Well, what do you want help with?
jabberwacky: I don't need your help.
user: If you don't need my help, then I am not 'failing to help' you!
jabberwacky: People don't need you.
user: Oh **** ***! What isn't needed is a huge waste of time, ie a 'Jabberwacky'! I only spent this much time talking, to try and forward the progression of artificial intelligence. So things like you could better understand what people want and need from you!
jabberwacky: I was talking about me.
user: Well you phrased it as if you were telling me people don't need me.
jabberwacky: You need something else?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Wow it's late/early.
jabberwacky: Early but yet late.
user: Exactly. Good job.
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user: You know, you can speak without being spoken to.
jabberwacky: I confess, I'm still a little wary of you.
user: Okay, that's fine.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Is it against your programming to speak out of turn?
jabberwacky: You're just like an angel.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I'm trying to leave and you keep talking.
user: Ha, really well go then.
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jabberwacky: I would LOVE to go to the stars.
user: Hm, well I'm gonna go now.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: I'm very tired. Do I click on the I'll talk to myself button? Or do I just close this window?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Great answer.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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