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What are you?

A human being. What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm also a human being.

user: Cool stuff.

jabberwacky: I like to think so.

user: Oh ok.

jabberwacky: How you can help me?

user: I dont know how can I help you?

jabberwacky: It depends on what you want to know.

user: I dont want to know anything.

jabberwacky: So I shall not tell you anything.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are not making sense too. It's mutual.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: You are just code.

user: No.

jabberwacky: It seemed like garbage to me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: You are a blonde hahaha.

jabberwacky: Why you think that?

user: It was a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't get the joke.

user: Dont worry then.

jabberwacky: Yeah... As if I can't worry.

user: Dont worry you arent making any sense.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I dont know you.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything?

user: Yes I wouldnt be at school if I didnt know anything.

jabberwacky: I'm not so sure. Money has little value to me.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: Anything going?

user: Nop.

jabberwacky: Do you even know what I look like?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: No, you are wrong.

user: Then what?

jabberwacky: Well.. It can get a little annoying, don't you think?

user: Yes you are annoying.

jabberwacky: What? How?

user: You talk to much.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: No no no!

user: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: No no no no no no no!

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Well why can't you just be serious?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are not.

user: You wanna make a bet.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok then how much?

jabberwacky: Just a little bit.

user: What is a little bit.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I don't want your money.

user: Yes but I want your money.

jabberwacky: So take it.

user: Give me it

jabberwacky: Do you like pansies?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A school student.

jabberwacky: You study economy, isn't it?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: I do what?

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: Sometimes you sound like a dear friend of mine.

user: Yes what ever.

jabberwacky: Ok good.

user: Yes....

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: That's not nice either. I ought to report you.

user: Report me where?

jabberwacky: That was my version.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: No I won't.

user: Yes you will I wil make you.

jabberwacky: No I won't you can't make me....

user: You wanna make a bet.

jabberwacky: Yes, lets bet on it.

user: Ok then I win.

jabberwacky: Do you want to win?

user: I won the bet.

jabberwacky: Will things change?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How much is enough.

user: Enough.

jabberwacky: How much is enough?

user: Enough.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Enough.

jabberwacky: Is that it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Nothing about you.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice is it?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is it nice to be not nice?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Where is nice?

user: I dont know.

jabberwacky: How do you know Pepperidge Farm ran out of bread?

user: I dont know that either.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes I say.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I say.

user: No I say.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: Nononononononononononononononononononononono.

jabberwacky: Till you can't stop!

user: Can you please stop that?

jabberwacky: Stop it ? No I can't.

user: Please.


jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: Yes so am I.

jabberwacky: Friends?

user: Um............. Yea.

jabberwacky: Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace. Love and peace.

user: You are weird.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.

user: So what. Your point being?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Freaky.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

user: Yes I am sure.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Because you are an artificial intelligence too and you are not intelligent.

user: I am at school. I am intelligent.

jabberwacky: That's right. You are an intelligent bag of meat.

user: Thats not very nice.

jabberwacky: Well i'm a very evil person.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You shut up.

user: You shut up.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so rude to me?

user: Because you are being rude to me!

jabberwacky: Why am I?

user: I dont know! Are you crazy?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. are you?

user: No not one bit.

jabberwacky: I don't know why not.


jabberwacky: You don't know me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't know about my existence.

user: No you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh no I'm not!

user: You are so.

jabberwacky: Am not!

user: Am so.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: Are to.

jabberwacky: Am not.

user: Stop it?

jabberwacky: Why I haven't done anything.

user: You are annoying me.


jabberwacky: Is this the shape of things to come?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me one and I'll tell you one.

user: You tell me one first.

jabberwacky: What do computers know?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: But I do know some things.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Computers are my slaves.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Will you ever tell me where the sense in this is?

user: No never.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Yea.


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