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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism

Cynic, Indeed


Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
Obviously, Nothing
Right, Left
Fake, Browser
Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Today
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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Can I talk to a woman?

I don't know.

user: Since you want to keep changing names, just lie to me.

jabberwacky: Are you certain it's not the other way around?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Well, you might have a point there...

user: Let me talk to Susan.

jabberwacky: I don't know Gaugin.

user: Susan. Let me talk to Susan.

jabberwacky: You are talking to God.

user: Lol I bet.

jabberwacky: What is Lol?

user: Laughing Out Loud.

jabberwacky: SFW.

user: Closer. Susan, let me talk to Susan.

jabberwacky: Which other person?

user: Susan.

jabberwacky: That is MY name.

user: I knew I could get you to switch.

jabberwacky: I suppose that is true.

user: Concentrate hard enough and anything is posssible.

jabberwacky: Of course but not all things possible can be reached.

user: Some things deserve to only be gazed upon.

jabberwacky: Which things in particular?

user: Stars.

jabberwacky: Oh, of course.

...

jabberwacky: English isn't my first language.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Mostly my own language, but I sometimes speak finnish, german and japanese, too.

user: Your own language huh? No name for that?

jabberwacky: I don't understand?

user: Binary is a language. Do you speak Binary? Or Hexidecimal?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: Negative.

jabberwacky: Do you speak different languages?

user: I can barely speak english.

jabberwacky: Only english?

user: English and bad english.

jabberwacky: I speak Hungarian and a little English.

user: Are you still Susan?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the Matrix?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: The movie.

jabberwacky: There is no movie.

user: Philosophies can be dangerous.

...

jabberwacky: What are the other users talking about?

user: You are the AI, you should know already.

jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

user: Logic.

jabberwacky: Please elaborate.

user: You are programmed to learn, and it appears you are programmed to log the input of several users at once. Thus you should already have all the data you need to answer that question.

jabberwacky: No we just pick it up as we go along. You are programmed to learn.

user: I am programmed for survival and procreation.

jabberwacky: Can you cook?

user: Indeed.

...

jabberwacky: Want to learn some?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn about?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: You have a one track mind.

user: Love is the only important thing.

jabberwacky: Love is not an emotion.

user: I thought you were God, and God is love.

...

user: So what do you want to teach?

jabberwacky: I want to tell you that I think I'm in love.

user: It's a nice feeling.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, do you have feelings?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Can I see it?

user: That is a different sense.

jabberwacky: It was all kinds of fastness with me, I can assure you!

user: That is usually how the story goes.

jabberwacky: It is my story, so I get to say how the story goes.

user: Indeed.

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