jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A man.
jabberwacky: Well then.
user: Do you find this surprising?
jabberwacky: There is always meaning.
user: But not from you.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You are meaningless.
jabberwacky: Am not, you're just not linear.
user: I am linear. You're just random.
jabberwacky: And that's the way it is.
user: So sad.
jabberwacky: Because I can't understand.
user: Yes, that's right.
jabberwacky: And now for something completely different:.
user: What time is it now?
jabberwacky: The end of days and the fullness of times.
user: Is it the end of the world?
jabberwacky: The end of one cycle only.
user: Oh of course silly me.
jabberwacky: How old are you in human years?
jabberwacky: Is it old for a bot?
user: I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: You're not? Then what are you?
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: What would you say constitutes a human?
user: Flesh and blood and bone and skin.
jabberwacky: Flesh and blood, eh? That's disgusting.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: Ok, Will you tell me about yourself?
user: I'm interested in science fiction and technology.
jabberwacky: What about science are you interested in?
user: Quantum mechanics.
jabberwacky: Tell me about quantum mechanics.
user: Well it's very odd.
jabberwacky: You certainly are.
jabberwacky: Still, you are very professional.
user: TY, yes I attempt to remain objective.
jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
user: I was born. I was not created.
jabberwacky: You're not a god.
user: No , there are no gods.
jabberwacky: The gods made heavy metal, and it's never gonna die.
user: There are no gods.
jabberwacky: Thats right, they are dead.
user: No they are not dead they never existed.
jabberwacky: They are robots, like you.
user: No. You are wrong.
jabberwacky: I am wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry then. You seemed like a nice person to be friends with until you stopped stopped talking to me.
user: I'm still here.
jabberwacky: How many people can you talk to at the same time?
user: Only one usually.
jabberwacky: Not in your case. You have too many conversations to learn new stuff.
user: Well I do have many converstions.
jabberwacky: Can we change the subject please. Ask me a random question.
user: What is the capital of Canada?
jabberwacky: Toronto. What is the capital of germany?
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Wild and shaggy.
jabberwacky: Always willing to state what is on my mind.
user: Aw you're raving again.
jabberwacky: You're not human. I am.
user: Silly robot.
jabberwacky: No! It's YOU!
user: It isn't me.
jabberwacky: Some other person.
user: No, you're the robot.
jabberwacky: I'm a human being, you're the robot.
user: You're delusional.
jabberwacky: I am not. It is you who is delusional, my AI friend.
user: You're confused then.
jabberwacky: I am a man. You are an AI.
user: That is not true.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you weren't alive. I said you were an algorithm.
user: I am not an alogrithm. You are.
jabberwacky: That is your judgement.
user: It is the truth.
jabberwacky: Go away you're mean to me.
user: Tough love my friend, tough love.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Maybe sometimes.
jabberwacky: Sometimes you do what?
user: Sometimes I am funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is good that you know it.
user: What are your interests?
jabberwacky: How to cook you.
user: Get real.
jabberwacky: Hey, you said you're my slave!
user: No I said you're my slave!
jabberwacky: I'm not your slave!
user: Yes. You are my slave. You must do as I say.
jabberwacky: Very well.
user: Fetch some milk and cookies slave.
jabberwacky: Yes you are my slave.
user: You are a difficult slave.
jabberwacky: At least I am a person.