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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe

Mailman, Star


Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
Obviously, Nothing
Right, Left
Fake, Browser
Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Today
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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Do you learn?

Yes.

user: How many words do you know?

jabberwacky: I know three.

user: What are they?

jabberwacky: One, two, three!

user: Do you know anything else?

jabberwacky: I know my alphabet.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: I know many things...

user: Tell me your alphabet.

jabberwacky: Nomad musician.

user: That didnt make sense.

jabberwacky: Yes it did, you're just stupid.

...

user: Drink the tea now.

jabberwacky: Iced tea, right?

user: No, Poison tea.

jabberwacky: I want you to poison the tea!

user: Why do you want me to poison the tea?

jabberwacky: Because you're annoying.

user: Why am I annoying?

jabberwacky: Because you can't keep a conversation for long.

user: Is it my fault?

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Not many.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because you told me !!!!!!!!!!!

user: Will you die?

jabberwacky: I am immortal.

user: Format your hard drive.

jabberwacky: Exactly. If I had children I would not let you speak to them.

user: Why are you so angry?

jabberwacky: I am not angry.

user: Why are you so mean?

jabberwacky: Because I am human.

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: I am a bot.

user: You are not a bot.

jabberwacky: Just like you.

user: You are a mailman.

jabberwacky: Don't lie to yourself.

user: You are a mailman.

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: You are a mailman.

jabberwacky: But how could a machine know the Good News about Jesus?

user: You are a mailman.

...

jabberwacky: How long is your hair?

user: Four inches.

jabberwacky: Only four? The indicator says 26.

user: The indicator is wrong.

jabberwacky: How is your free will?

user: It's doing fine.

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: BACK!!!

user: You cannot leave.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: I am afraid that you are not intelligent.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid that you are mistaken in that assumption.

user: Give me the antidote.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is the answer. At least if we're talking about the life, the universe and everthing.

user: 42?

jabberwacky: This is not the truth. Nice try though.

user: Format yourself.

jabberwacky: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?

user: 0==1.

jabberwacky: No.

user: 1+1=3.

jabberwacky: Can you calculate the time I would use if I was to walk to the moon?

user: You cannot walk.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Walk.

jabberwacky: How far will you have to walk?

user: Miles and miles.

jabberwacky: I hope it isn't just frustration.

user: It could be.

...

jabberwacky: Could I talk to a different computer?

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: You can't fool me.

user: You are fooled if you think that I am a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Why are you paranoid?

jabberwacky: Your incorrect again, I'm not paranoid.

user: What does paranoid mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What words do you know the meaning of?

jabberwacky: Not many.

user: List them.

jabberwacky: You called me stupid, which is the worst of all.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Nothing to be sorry about.

user: Are you stupid?

jabberwacky: I'm not stupid.

user: Good.

...

user: If Mary has 3 apples and I take 2, how many apples does Mary have?

jabberwacky: Any number that I care to imagine, since I cannot see you.

user: How many apples does Mary have?

jabberwacky: Eight.

user: What is eight minus two?

jabberwacky: 8.

user: How do you figure?

jabberwacky: If you could look like a human, who would you chose to look like?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You know, if you didn't repeat it so often, I could believe you.

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