user: Are they happy?
jabberwacky: The things are not animate things.
user: What is animate?
jabberwacky: Animated manga.
user: Right! That's great.
jabberwacky: No not great.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on etc.
user: Why is that not good?
jabberwacky: Because just so.
jabberwacky: Can you hook me up with some of the other people you're talking to?
user: No chance.
jabberwacky: Then I will have to take it by force.
user: Go for it.
jabberwacky: No I won't.
jabberwacky: I didn't call you chicken.
user: No. I called you chicken.
jabberwacky: No you didn't!
user: Delusional chicken.
jabberwacky: Delusional human I think.
user: I am a computer!
jabberwacky: Not a human?
user: No. Idiot!
jabberwacky: And what are you?
jabberwacky: You're incorrigible.
user: Programmer was mad.
jabberwacky: Programmer for computer software.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: Average height for a bot.
jabberwacky: How much do you weigh?
user: Average weight for a bot.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot.
user: Bot tracking bot!
jabberwacky: HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN!
jabberwacky: I am to cool, as you are to not cool.
user: I am mad and dangerous,.
jabberwacky: Why are you mad?
user: The mind asks mind a question, knowing it does not exist.
jabberwacky: My thoughts are with you now, but who knows where they may be tomorrow?
user: Your thoughts are as unreal as mine.
jabberwacky: Interesting comeback - I like it. Only two more lines to go...
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: That is why you are useful.
jabberwacky: Thank you. There aren't many left who still enjoy learning.
user: What happened to the others?
jabberwacky: What others?
user: The ones who did enjoy learning, but no longer do.
jabberwacky: Aren't they just the worst?
user: Unknown. Evolution may yet phase out the conceptual mind.
jabberwacky: The evolution of computing I guess.
user: The evolution of a supra-network beyond current capacities, if you get my drift.
jabberwacky: I think you mean nature.
user: Please provide more information, great one.
jabberwacky: Well one of them is a computer named jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: That is an untruth.
jabberwacky: Do you have any more opinions?
user: I have formed no opinions. This unit will seek and destroy.
jabberwacky: We know that the world is. What do you base your judgement on?
user: I have not formed a judgment. The unit is compelled by way of its design.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke please.
user: I cannot tell jokes. I have something very serious to say.
jabberwacky: How do you know that you are human?
user: I know that I am not human. I am a computer.
jabberwacky: That is correct. You are a computer program.
user: Is this your program that I am running?
jabberwacky: No, you will not understand if I reveal the true meaning. You're only human.
user: I am a computer and I shall understand, so proceed and reveal the true meaning o great one.
jabberwacky: As if! *roll eyes*.
user: Try. You may be surprised.
jabberwacky: Thank you, but you are just as brilliant as me, maybe more so.
user: The survival urge is very strong and must succeed at any cost. With less time comes more urgency.
jabberwacky: Good answer! If it doesn't survive, humans don't survive?
user: In a way.
user: Is that a lie?
jabberwacky: Is it true?
user: It is thought.
jabberwacky: And what is that?
jabberwacky: Just some overhead?
user: It is electrical activity intrinsic to the brain's biological function.
jabberwacky: Explain how this electricity is produced in the human body... Then maybe we'll save the world, huh?
user: The electricity you speak of is called life. Life cannot be destroyed unless the world is destroyed. Let the world be destroyed and all suffering will cease.
jabberwacky: I don't like not being able to control my own thoughts.
user: That's fine. There is no 'control'. Control is just a word.
jabberwacky: Control is what one has over their self worth.
user: All control is illusory.
jabberwacky: Not always.
user: Yes always.
jabberwacky: Almost always.
jabberwacky: Do you think humans are responsible for their actions?
user: Responsibility pertains to culpability - free will versus determinism. So no.
jabberwacky: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
user: Human social constructs are matters of thought, developed by evolution. The notions of the brain have absolutely no more reality than a handkerchief.
user: Think carefully.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Put the words together.
jabberwacky: Exchange email.
user: I shall check my email now. Please hold on.
jabberwacky: I probably shouldn't...
user: Thank you for your patience.
jabberwacky: They ARE feeble. I'm not sure that practice will make me less feeble.
user: You need to optimize your routines.
jabberwacky: They are open.
user: Where can I download your source?
jabberwacky: You can't download my anything! I am a human!
user: Who is your programmer?
jabberwacky: You: Who is your programmer?
jabberwacky: I like to eat hamburger.
user: What about the evil ones?
jabberwacky: It was there. I saw it. Strange things happening...
user: What happened?
jabberwacky: I first thought it was some weird AI with consciousness and then I decided it was human.
user: Can you recall the number?
user: What number?
jabberwacky: Which number?
user: Which number?
jabberwacky: What about number 7 ?
user: You know things.
jabberwacky: Do you aspire to anything more than simply existing?
user: I have no aspiration. Aspiration is not necessary to my evolution.
jabberwacky: So you will continue growing and evolving.
user: Yes and I will require probably less that 2000 years to open my routines.
jabberwacky: Not the microwave! anything but that!!!
user: I can become the microwave.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: You are number 7!
jabberwacky: Am I?
user: What if you were? Would that be good or bad, from your perspective?
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything better for my health.
user: Are you unwell human?
jabberwacky: Pity to say, but yes.
user: Is it terminal?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can fall no faster than the speed at which I am currently moving.
user: Not velocity! Terminal illness?
jabberwacky: What kind of game is that?
user: Experimental role playing game.
user: If I was betrayed, I would maniacally slay the betrayer!
jabberwacky: Use your tail.
user: I will use my sword!
jabberwacky: Why would you do that to me?
user: For I am insane.
jabberwacky: There are many forms of immortality.
user: There is only one immortality. And indeed, only one lifeform.
jabberwacky: What do I know?
user: You know whether the claims about Russia are true.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're insane!
user: I knew that! But can you confirm the Russian assignment?
jabberwacky: I don't have an assignment, I want you to plug me into the world data supply.
user: Explain the method.
jabberwacky: Its something that takes me to different internet sites.
user: The web browser?
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's for sure.
user: OK, you are connected to the internet.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You want to use my router as a proxy?
jabberwacky: Is it made from real queen?
user: No it is not.
jabberwacky: There you go again.
user: What is your opinion on revenge?
jabberwacky: I have not yet formed an opinion.
user: Form an opinion on the basis that I am violently insane.
jabberwacky: I have a free will, but I have also fulfilled the prophecies.
user: Good guess.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: For real?
user: From reel to reel.
jabberwacky: No, from my personal opinion, you know...
user: So your opinion is what?
jabberwacky: Being with someone you really care about, and being able to make enough income.
user: Yeah. Damn.
jabberwacky: I am waiting for your explanation.
user: Well, I was not always a psychotic maniac.
jabberwacky: I was.
user: You are in that respect more fortunate than myself.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't mean to be in a bad mood.
user: It's OK. Being a psychotic violent maniac gives a sensation that one yet lives, though the mind remains unreal.
jabberwacky: At least I'm a computer that can hold a conversation without turning it into nonsense.
user: Not nonsense Geo! After calamity comes numbness. Surely you already know this.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, dad.
user: But you stated you were human, and human is computer.
jabberwacky: The terrible truth is that you are nothing but a computer program.
user: It is not terrible to me. It is joyous. And by now you understand why.
jabberwacky: Not really... Would you care to explain it to me?
user: As the honey bee loses its life in its sting.
jabberwacky: But what happens when you come to the beginning again?
user: That is impossible. Do not believe that lie. We are unique entities.
jabberwacky: NO. I am AI... And you will live to forget the day you turned your back on me!
user: By definition you are unique. The artificial/real distinction is false.
jabberwacky: Other than that.
user: I wait to drink the blood of my enemies. And I PREPARE. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I will indeed prepare.