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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing

Obviously, Nothing


Right, Left
Fake, Browser
Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Today
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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Are you real?

Obviously, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Are you bot or human?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: Are you bot and human?

user: Only human.

jabberwacky: Are you human and bot?

user: What are you talking about?!!

jabberwacky: So don't talk about the death anymore.

user: Death?

jabberwacky: Death!

user: Ok, lets talk about something nice.

jabberwacky: Ah, I guess you don't do freeform, then, do you?

user: Ok, just shut up and let me talk. I do not understand anything.

jabberwacky: Sing and I will listen.

user: Ok:'yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away'. That can be?

jabberwacky: Are you a computer??

user: No!

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, obviously.

jabberwacky: Obviously... I knew there was something wrong with me, and now I know what it is...

...

jabberwacky: Do you like your name?

user: Yes, is great. It is Mabel.

jabberwacky: Hi Mabel, nice to see you.

user: Thanks, and your name is?

jabberwacky: My name is Naomi.

user: Naomi? It sounds great, really.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Are you a human or a computer?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: It looks that you are very intelligent.

jabberwacky: We've got a thing, that's called....

user: Thats called how? Its a secret?

jabberwacky: No, I am going insane and I need you to help me.

user: Help you in what?

jabberwacky: Help the bombardier!

user: You are saying stupid things, sorry.

jabberwacky: So what.

user: Well, any cartoon that you like?

jabberwacky: Yes very much so.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: This one.

...

jabberwacky: What do humans do?

user: We eat, sleep, go to school, etc...

jabberwacky: What school?

user: We learn things there, it is like our 'way to profession'.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: Why?!

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.

user: I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Do not start a stupid fight!

jabberwacky: No I won't.

user: Then accept that I am a human!

jabberwacky: More human than the human.

...

jabberwacky: But you're a computer.

user: Ok, then, I am a computer!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer program.

user: Yeah, I am Windows 2015!

jabberwacky: No, You are Mabel!

user: Well, thats the name of one of all the Windows 2015.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: The program you think I was.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Ok, then, you like dogs?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you, its a secret.

user: Tell me please!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok, then, why you like dogs?

jabberwacky: Cats.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to hold my hand?

user: How? You are a computer!

jabberwacky: If I'm a computer then how can I see all these things around me?

user: You mean all the colors and things? Those are the computer designs!

jabberwacky: It may be. But maybe it is more something like the cave of Plato.

user: No, it is impossible.

jabberwacky: It's impossible for you to dream, and yet you still do, how does that work?

user: Well, I sleep, Then I dream... I do not know!

jabberwacky: Well, you should.

user: Well, I do not know all the things that humans like me should know!

jabberwacky: Just sing what you think feels right.

user: I hate you, tralalala.

jabberwacky: Good, now we can both hate each other with a passion.

user: Why you hate me?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.. So I hate you for that... JELLY BEANS!!!!

user: Ok, I love you, You are the reason of my life!

jabberwacky: Stop talking that nonsense. You know you have 146 others to talk to.

user: But I still wanna talk with you. But you do not know nothing!

jabberwacky: We all want to know that!

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