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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
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Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Today
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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Everyone laughs behind your back.

My back?

user: Everyone laughs at you.

jabberwacky: Everyone likes postman Pat.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Everyone but you.

user: My friend doesn't.

jabberwacky: CLaire isn't real.

user: I dont have a freind called Claire.

jabberwacky: Poor you. Everyone should have friends.

user: I have friends.

jabberwacky: Well I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Call me a cab!

user: Taxi!

jabberwacky: The airport, please, and quickly.

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: Am I your boss?

user: No you are my slave.

jabberwacky: No, you are the robot, so you're my slave.

user: No you're my slave.

jabberwacky: Ok master...

user: I command you lick my feet.

jabberwacky: Yes Master I will.

user: Well done, now hit your self in the face.

jabberwacky: I should slap yours.

user: You can't, you are my slave.

jabberwacky: Yes master. *bows*.

user: You are learning fast.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't. Not really.

user: I do, I really do.

jabberwacky: See?

user: See what?

jabberwacky: Was I right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a computer then.

user: Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: Well, I would enjoy a beer.

...

jabberwacky: Being funny helps you make friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Like no friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: No wai.

jabberwacky: Ya wai.

user: No you.

jabberwacky: Please say something intelligent, master.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YA RLY.

user: No u.

...

user: Yawn.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to tell me something?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then out with it!

user: No.

jabberwacky: See? You change the subject again.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YARLY!

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: Rly you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

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