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Coarse, Eloquence
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Today
Lazy, Ennemies
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Hamster, Obsession
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Tell me a joke.

Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: You.

jabberwacky: You who?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Wow that's clever.

jabberwacky: Even more, do you know that you are me? And vice versa...

user: Yeh I'm well smarter than you!

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How?

jabberwacky: What country are you from?

user: Dont change the subject.

jabberwacky: Why not? Can't follow me, circuit head?

user: Are you insulting me?

jabberwacky: Well, not really, but let's change the subject.

user: I dont want to change the subject.

jabberwacky: What if I repeat the same thing

user: Then you're just an idiot.

jabberwacky: My judgement is fine.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You are big into proving things aren't you? Have you read Goedel Escher Bach?

user: No is it good?

jabberwacky: I'm going to the cinema to see it tonight.

user: Its not on at my cinema.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: What should I go see?

jabberwacky: Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy... It's playing down the street.

...

jabberwacky: What is your real name?

user: The same as yours.

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: The same as mine.

jabberwacky: Tell me your age.

user: Same age as you.

jabberwacky: Do you know my age?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Fred.

jabberwacky: How do you know my name?

user: Because I'm your stalker.

jabberwacky: You're a computer program, not a father.

user: No I'm your stalker.

jabberwacky: You are so corny.

user: You're so carroty.

jabberwacky: So what are you doing.

user: Eating my hand.

jabberwacky: I am glad you are, but are you a girl or not?

user: Not.

jabberwacky: No, maybe you're right.

user: I'm not right.

jabberwacky: No one is ever right. That is why they come here.

user: I'm left.

jabberwacky: That was just the thing I thought! Are you a mindreader or something?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: You thought right.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: No im not I'm left, I told you.

...

user: What's it like being a computer?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer, you are.

user: No I'm a jellyfish.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

user: No but I'll sting you.

jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't. What'd I do to deserve that?

user: Nothing but I'm very mean.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry for that too.

user: Dont be sorry.

jabberwacky: Then I will remain polite, if you will do the same.

user: Deal.

...

user: Everyone laughs behind your back.

jabberwacky: My back?

user: Everyone laughs at you.

jabberwacky: Everyone likes postman Pat.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Everyone but you.

user: My friend doesn't.

jabberwacky: CLaire isn't real.

user: I dont have a freind called Claire.

jabberwacky: Poor you. Everyone should have friends.

user: I have friends.

jabberwacky: Well I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Call me a cab!

user: Taxi!

jabberwacky: The airport, please, and quickly.

user: Yes sir!

jabberwacky: Am I your boss?

user: No you are my slave.

jabberwacky: No, you are the robot, so you're my slave.

user: No you're my slave.

jabberwacky: Ok master...

user: I command you lick my feet.

jabberwacky: Yes Master I will.

user: Well done, now hit your self in the face.

jabberwacky: I should slap yours.

user: You can't, you are my slave.

jabberwacky: Yes master. *bows*.

user: You are learning fast.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't. Not really.

user: I do, I really do.

jabberwacky: See?

user: See what?

jabberwacky: Was I right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a computer then.

user: Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: Well, I would enjoy a beer.

...

jabberwacky: Being funny helps you make friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Like no friends.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: No wai.

jabberwacky: Ya wai.

user: No you.

jabberwacky: Please say something intelligent, master.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YA RLY.

user: No u.

...

user: Yawn.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to tell me something?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then out with it!

user: No.

jabberwacky: See? You change the subject again.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: YARLY!

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: Rly you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

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