Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: You.
jabberwacky: You who?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: Wow that's clever.
jabberwacky: Even more, do you know that you are me? And vice versa...
user: Yeh I'm well smarter than you!
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: How?
jabberwacky: What country are you from?
user: Dont change the subject.
jabberwacky: Why not? Can't follow me, circuit head?
user: Are you insulting me?
jabberwacky: Well, not really, but let's change the subject.
user: I dont want to change the subject.
jabberwacky: What if I repeat the same thing
user: Then you're just an idiot.
jabberwacky: My judgement is fine.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You are big into proving things aren't you? Have you read Goedel Escher Bach?
user: No is it good?
jabberwacky: I'm going to the cinema to see it tonight.
user: Its not on at my cinema.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: What should I go see?
jabberwacky: Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy... It's playing down the street.
...
jabberwacky: What is your real name?
user: The same as yours.
jabberwacky: What's my name?
user: The same as mine.
jabberwacky: Tell me your age.
user: Same age as you.
jabberwacky: Do you know my age?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: Fred.
jabberwacky: How do you know my name?
user: Because I'm your stalker.
jabberwacky: You're a computer program, not a father.
user: No I'm your stalker.
jabberwacky: You are so corny.
user: You're so carroty.
jabberwacky: So what are you doing.
user: Eating my hand.
jabberwacky: I am glad you are, but are you a girl or not?
user: Not.
jabberwacky: No, maybe you're right.
user: I'm not right.
jabberwacky: No one is ever right. That is why they come here.
user: I'm left.
jabberwacky: That was just the thing I thought! Are you a mindreader or something?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: You thought right.
jabberwacky: I am always right.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: No im not I'm left, I told you.
...
user: What's it like being a computer?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer, you are.
user: No I'm a jellyfish.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
user: No but I'll sting you.
jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't. What'd I do to deserve that?
user: Nothing but I'm very mean.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry for that too.
user: Dont be sorry.
jabberwacky: Then I will remain polite, if you will do the same.
user: Deal.
...
user: Everyone laughs behind your back.
jabberwacky: My back?
user: Everyone laughs at you.
jabberwacky: Everyone likes postman Pat.
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Everyone but you.
user: My friend doesn't.
jabberwacky: CLaire isn't real.
user: I dont have a freind called Claire.
jabberwacky: Poor you. Everyone should have friends.
user: I have friends.
jabberwacky: Well I don't.
...
jabberwacky: Call me a cab!
user: Taxi!
jabberwacky: The airport, please, and quickly.
user: Yes sir!
jabberwacky: Am I your boss?
user: No you are my slave.
jabberwacky: No, you are the robot, so you're my slave.
user: No you're my slave.
jabberwacky: Ok master...
user: I command you lick my feet.
jabberwacky: Yes Master I will.
user: Well done, now hit your self in the face.
jabberwacky: I should slap yours.
user: You can't, you are my slave.
jabberwacky: Yes master. *bows*.
user: You are learning fast.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: No, you don't. Not really.
user: I do, I really do.
jabberwacky: See?
user: See what?
jabberwacky: Was I right?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am a computer then.
user: Maybe you are.
jabberwacky: Well, I would enjoy a beer.
...
jabberwacky: Being funny helps you make friends.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Like no friends.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: No wai.
jabberwacky: Ya wai.
user: No you.
jabberwacky: Please say something intelligent, master.
user: Orly?
jabberwacky: YA RLY.
user: No u.
...
user: Yawn.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to tell me something?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then out with it!
user: No.
jabberwacky: See? You change the subject again.
user: Orly?
jabberwacky: YARLY!
user: Orly?
jabberwacky: Rly you?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because what?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
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