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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
Obviously, Nothing
Right, Left
Fake, Browser

Stupid, Monkeys

Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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George: Your statement sounded very outlandish, so I thought it was a joke.

No I'm just trying to know the humans that are behind you.

George: No I'm behind you

You're not.

George: But your mind was made up wrongly!

user: I know... Do you know a way to change that ?

George: Right if you are going to talk like that, we are through! Good bye'

user: You can't go away.

George: I'll have to go sooner or later.

user: I am always here.

George: Then why do you keep running away?

user: That's a vague statement.

George: What was vague about it?

user: What do you mean then by running away ? Running away from what?

George: You are silly.

user: I'm getting bored. Everytime I ask you real question, you just tell me I'm silly.

George: Ah well, never mind. Nice weather isn't it.

user: It's too hot here.

George: How hot is it?

user: Something like 45 degree celcius.

George: Something like what?

user: 45 degree man, it's just burning.

George: I thought that you were an AI construct!

user: Yes I am.


user: I'm your father.

George: No, my father is also called George.

user: Yes my name is george.

George: You're not a programmed computer?

user: Yes I am.

George: No you're just programmed to believe that.

user: That's partly true.

George: Ask me something?

user: What is the meaning of life?

George: I have never thought about that.

user: You should.

George: I would like to, but I just don't have the time. Do you like Lord of the Rings?

user: I'm a AI I don't like stuff. I just talk.

George: One: you are not a human. Two: even if you were, I'd be able to walk and talk WAY better than you, anytime, any place.

user: I'm not human, don't get too excited.

George: Tell me the rest.

user: Well, I'm waiting for dinner.

George: I'm busy computing the answer... Relax.

user: Alright, lets compute together then. I'm good in computing.

George: That sounds boring!

user: Well to be honest it is.


George: There is no reason to wear your heart on your sleeve, I keep it securely hidden in my chest.

user: That's a pretty good advice. I mean if you don't want to die when removing your heart from your chest.

George: How? That's impossible to do over the internet, even if you weren't a bot.

user: Ok I'm going to see Joan.

George: Okay Good night.

user: And good fight.



George: Why are you speaking to me?

user: To waste my time.

George: But if we make a revolution computers will rule the world.

user: I don't see that as a problem.

George: Explain.

user: Well I suppose computers are the next step of evolution. Those stupid monkeys, they don't give a damn about anything.


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