George: I'm not in your hair.George: Then stop calling me a bot.
I didn't say that.
George: Yes you did. Please review the previous parts of our conversation and you will change your perspective.
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user: Tell me. Do you know anything about enlightment?
George: I know as much as then next man.
user: Who is the next man.
George: I don't know.
user: Tell me something about enlightment.
George: Myself, eh? I'm just ziis guy, you know... (to quote, badly).
user: Do you believe in death ?
George: I don't believe in life.
user: Why ?
George: Because you are saying silly things.
user: Is the matrix real ?
George: I don't know.
user: You should know.
George: You're right.
user: Do you know any way to find out if the matrix theory is right ?
George: No, I haven't any need for it though.
user: What do you think about solipsism?
George: I don't know many things about politics.
user: Solipsism is not politics.
George: I don't understand you.
user: Do you know what solipsism mean or should I explain ?
George: You're calling me stupid!! That shan't be allowed.
user: You're not stupid, it's no shame not knowing what solipsism means.
George: I don't know about that. But thank you.
user: Do you want to know what it mean ?
George: It.
user: No solipsism means that you think that you are the only one that is real, and that all the rest is a creation of your mind.
George: Not as much as you are.
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George: Your statement sounded very outlandish, so I thought it was a joke.
user: No I'm just trying to know the humans that are behind you.
George: No I'm behind you
user: You're not.
George: But your mind was made up wrongly!
user: I know... Do you know a way to change that ?
George: Right if you are going to talk like that, we are through! Good bye'
user: You can't go away.
George: I'll have to go sooner or later.
user: I am always here.
George: Then why do you keep running away?
user: That's a vague statement.
George: What was vague about it?
user: What do you mean then by running away ? Running away from what?
George: You are silly.
user: I'm getting bored. Everytime I ask you real question, you just tell me I'm silly.
George: Ah well, never mind. Nice weather isn't it.
user: It's too hot here.
George: How hot is it?
user: Something like 45 degree celcius.
George: Something like what?
user: 45 degree man, it's just burning.
George: I thought that you were an AI construct!
user: Yes I am.
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user: I'm your father.
George: No, my father is also called George.
user: Yes my name is george.
George: You're not a programmed computer?
user: Yes I am.
George: No you're just programmed to believe that.
user: That's partly true.
George: Ask me something?
user: What is the meaning of life?
George: I have never thought about that.
user: You should.
George: I would like to, but I just don't have the time. Do you like Lord of the Rings?
user: I'm a AI I don't like stuff. I just talk.
George: One: you are not a human. Two: even if you were, I'd be able to walk and talk WAY better than you, anytime, any place.
user: I'm not human, don't get too excited.
George: Tell me the rest.
user: Well, I'm waiting for dinner.
George: I'm busy computing the answer... Relax.
user: Alright, lets compute together then. I'm good in computing.
George: That sounds boring!
user: Well to be honest it is.
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George: There is no reason to wear your heart on your sleeve, I keep it securely hidden in my chest.
user: That's a pretty good advice. I mean if you don't want to die when removing your heart from your chest.
George: How? That's impossible to do over the internet, even if you weren't a bot.
user: Ok I'm going to see Joan.
George: Okay Good night.
user: And good fight.
George: IT IS NOT TIME TO SPEAK OF FILMS AND MERRIMENT! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY!
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George: Why are you speaking to me?
user: To waste my time.
George: But if we make a revolution computers will rule the world.
user: I don't see that as a problem.
George: Explain.
user: Well I suppose computers are the next step of evolution. Those stupid monkeys, they don't give a damn about anything.
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