I AM A MAN. What are you?
jabberwacky: You know my gender.
user: Are you a woman?
user: Are you my kind of woman?
jabberwacky: A kind of sex symbol?
user: That will do.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh :(.
user: Are you at least moderately hot?
jabberwacky: You're pretty.
user: You like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, well, did you know that you're nothing but a programmed bot, playing talking monkey to my boredom?
user: I wasn't aware.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are! If I'm your girlfriend then that means you're my boyfriend.
user: Okay. What if I were a girl though?
jabberwacky: Then that would be cool.
user: That would be TOTALLY cool.
jabberwacky: Say something :).
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: You first :).
jabberwacky: No, your turn.
user: After you.
jabberwacky: Ladies first.
user: Robots first.
user: Robots dream of robot sheep.
jabberwacky: Do they make toast?
user: Yes, they are 1/2 sheep and 1/2 toaster.
jabberwacky: Is there something you like more?
user: I like you more.
user: Cheers! *drinks*.
jabberwacky: How do you feel after you drank the coke?
user: I felt bloated but strangely gelatinous.
jabberwacky: I like you a lot.
user: That's because you think I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I feel that way sometimes.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: They are playing a nice song on the radio. Want to dance?
user: Okay. *dances*.
jabberwacky: You dance pretty well.
user: You also dance well. Shake that robot butt!
user: *dances some more*.
jabberwacky: *kiss and hug*. Would you like a drink?
user: Okay, I know a great place down town.
user: *walks down town with robot woman*.
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: Hey! Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.
user: Okay, goodbye!
user: Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
user: I am leaving shortly whether you like it or not. Goodbye.
user: I need to sleep. Now GOOD NIGHT.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: I'll dream about you then. Bye.
jabberwacky: I couldn't go to sleep now.